{"id":12712,"date":"2014-11-16T09:00:34","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T09:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=12712"},"modified":"2017-09-03T15:13:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-03T15:13:55","slug":"valerian-and-laureline-book-7-on-the-false-earths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2014\/11\/16\/valerian-and-laureline-book-7-on-the-false-earths\/","title":{"rendered":"Valerian and Laureline book 7: On the False Earths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Valerian-False-Earth-150x197.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"197\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-12713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Valerian-False-Earth-150x197.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Valerian-False-Earth-250x329.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Valerian-False-Earth-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Valerian-False-Earth.jpg 637w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><br \/>\nBy <strong>M\u00c3\u00a9zi\u00c3\u00a9res<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Christin<\/strong>, with colours by <strong>E. Tranl\u00c3\u00a9<\/strong> and translated by <strong><\/strong><strong>Jerome Saincantin<\/strong> (Cinebook)<br \/>\nISBN: 978-1-84918-190-7<\/p>\n<p><strong>Win&#8217;s Christmas Gift Recommendation: Stellar Entertainment to last the year through\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 9\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Val\u00c3\u00a9rian and Laureline<\/em> is the most influential science fiction comics series ever created; an innovation-packed, Big-Ideas bonanza stuffed with wry observation, knowing humour, intoxicating action and sardonic sideswipes at contemporary mores and prejudices.<\/p>\n<p>As<strong> Val\u00c3\u00a9rian: Spatio-Temporal Agent<\/strong> the strip debuted in the weekly <em><strong>Pilote<\/strong><\/em> #420 (November 9<sup>th<\/sup> 1967) and was an instant hit. It rapidly evolved into its current designation as his feisty, fire-headed sidekick developed into the equal partner &#8211; if not scene-stealing star &#8211; of light-hearted, fantastically imaginative, visually stunning, time-travelling, space-warping fantasies which nevertheless always found room to propound a satirical, humanist ideology and let loose telling fusillades of political commentary.<\/p>\n<p>At first tough, bluff <em>Valerian<\/em> was an affable, capable (if unimaginative), by-the-book space cop tasked with protecting official universal chronology (at least as per Terran Empire standards) by intercepting or counteracting paradoxes caused by incautious time-travellers.<\/p>\n<p>When Val\u00c3\u00a9rian landed in 11<sup>th<\/sup> century France during debut tale <em>&#8216;Les Mauvais R\u00c3\u00aaves<\/em> (<em>&#8216;Bad<\/em> <em>Dreams&#8217;<\/em> and infuriatingly still not translated into English yet), he was rescued from doom by a capable young woman named <em>Laureline<\/em>. He brought her back to the 28<sup>th<\/sup> century super-citadel and administrative capital of the Terran Empire, <em>Galaxity<\/em>, where the indomitable female firebrand trained as a spatiotemporal operative and began accompanying him on all his missions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>On the False Earths<\/strong> originally appeared in the newly monthly <strong><em><strong>Pilote<\/strong><\/em><\/strong> (issues #M31 to M34 (30<sup>th<\/sup> November 1976 -1<sup>st<\/sup> March 1977) before being collected as seventh album <strong><em><strong>Sur le terres truqu\u00c3\u00a9es<\/strong><\/em><\/strong> &#8211; spectacularly reinforcing the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153spatiotemporal\u00e2\u20ac\u009d aspect of our heroes through a beguiling cosmic conundrum\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>The story starts in frantic full flow as a very familiar figure fights valiantly and dies ignominiously during a pitched battle in 19<sup>th<\/sup> century Colonial India. He doesn&#8217;t go easy, however, using his ray gun to disintegrate an attacking tiger before beaming back crucial data stolen from a sinister maharaja equipped with technology he simply shouldn&#8217;t have\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>In deep space distraught Laureline sees her man die, but her protests are ignored by heartless, man-despising historian <em>Jadna<\/em>. The scholar cares little for the oafish warrior undertaking a top secret mission for her. After all, there&#8217;s plenty more where he came from\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s literally the case as, a little later, another Valerian infiltrates Victorian London Society, breaking into a swank Gentleman&#8217;s Club and crashing a meeting of the Empire&#8217;s greatest movers and shakers. Once again these potentates are communicating with a hidden high-tech master, and once again the star cop expires trying to determine the mastermind&#8217;s exact whereabouts.<\/p>\n<p>He resurfaces in San Francisco&#8217;s Chinatown in 1895 where enquiries arouse the wrath of the local tongs. This Valerian perishes after noting an increasing number of anachronisms &#8211; such as an Easy Rider on a chopped Harley Davidson motorbike\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>From their secure vantage point on a vast satellite Jadna and Laureline see their agent expire in another artificially constructed historical microcosm. The callous historian ruminates on their mystery opponent: a being capable of reshaping matter, crafting perfect little worlds and recreating human eras with the skill of a master artist whilst remaining utterly hidden from all their probing searches. If the enigma hadn&#8217;t been detected rifling through Terran time zones &#8211; presumably for research &#8211; no one would even know of its existence\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>The creator&#8217;s simulacrums are progressively advancing through brutal but significant periods of Terran history, but each visit by Valerian brings the investigation team closer to the mysterious maker&#8217;s actual location. Soon our hero is cautiously exploring a slice of Belle \u00c3\u2030poque France, but his enigmatic quarry is cognizant of the constant intrusions and has taken a few liberties with verisimilitude.<\/p>\n<p>Waiting in ambush for Valerian are American gangsters with Tommyguns\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Rubbed out before he can even begin, Valerian is swiftly replaced by another short-lived duplicate whilst the original and genuine lies comatose in a clone-command tank. This last rapid substitution, however, finally allows the watching women to zero in on their target&#8217;s true location and they instantly shift their ship through the universal continua to reach the incredible being&#8217;s astounding base\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and none too soon, as Jadna posits that the creature&#8217;s next construction will most likely be World War I\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>She is proved painfully correct. As they ready themselves for a confrontation with the maker Laureline and the scholar realise that the astral citadel is a perfect replica of a Great War battlefield. Seizing the initiative Jadna activates and musters all the remaining clones &#8211; as well as the original McCoy &#8211; programming them to play the marauding \u00e2\u20ac\u0153boche\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in an apocalyptic re-enactment simply as a diversion to allow her to get to the impossibly powerful being she so admires\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Caught up in the incomprehensible slaughter and its bizarre aftermath the two spatiotemporal agents can only watch in astonishment as Jadna and the seemingly all-powerful artisan discover just how much they have in common\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Trenchant, barbed, socially aware and ethically crusading, Valerian and Laureline stories never allow message to overshadow fun and wonder and <strong>On the False Earths<\/strong> is one of the sharpest, most intriguing sagas M\u00c3\u00a9zi\u00c3\u00a9res &amp; Christin ever concocted, complete with a superb twist in the tale to delight and confound even the most experienced starfarer.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a9 Dargaud Paris, 1977 Christin, M\u00c3\u00a9zi\u00c3\u00a9res &amp; Tran-L\u00e1\u00bb\u2021. All rights reserved. English translation \u00c2\u00a9 2014 Cinebook Ltd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By M\u00c3\u00a9zi\u00c3\u00a9res &amp; Christin, with colours by E. Tranl\u00c3\u00a9 and translated by Jerome Saincantin (Cinebook) ISBN: 978-1-84918-190-7 Win&#8217;s Christmas Gift Recommendation: Stellar Entertainment to last the year through\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 9\/10 Val\u00c3\u00a9rian and Laureline is the most influential science fiction comics series ever created; an innovation-packed, Big-Ideas bonanza stuffed with wry observation, knowing humour, intoxicating action and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2014\/11\/16\/valerian-and-laureline-book-7-on-the-false-earths\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Valerian and Laureline book 7: On the False Earths&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[63,132,107,223],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-european-classics","category-older-kids","category-science-fiction","category-valerian"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4AFj-3j2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}