{"id":13554,"date":"2015-05-19T08:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T08:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=13554"},"modified":"2015-05-18T20:15:45","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T20:15:45","slug":"empowered-unchained-volume-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2015\/05\/19\/empowered-unchained-volume-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Empowered Unchained volume 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nBy Adam Warren<\/strong> with Emily Warren<\/strong>, Ryan Kinnaird<\/strong>, John Staton<\/strong>, Takeshi Miyazawa<\/strong><\/em>, Brandon Graham<\/strong><\/em> & various (Dark Horse)
\nISBN: 978-1-61655-580-1<\/p>\n

The trappings and minutiae of superheroes have finally become part of the contemporary conceptual consciousness, just as science fiction did in the 1960s and 1970s. As such the genre has finally laid itself open to the kind of loving ridicule and jocund spoofery which resulted in movies such as Galaxy Quest<\/strong>, Evolution<\/strong>, Mars Attacks<\/strong>, Woody Allen’s Sleeper<\/strong> or The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Whilst superhero films haven’t quite reached those raucous heights (although Mystery Men<\/strong> and British TV’s Misfits<\/strong> come damn close) the social democratisation of the once niche – or perhaps ghetto – genre’s core concepts have at least resulted in a few tellingly effective and fondly outrageous comicbook series in recent years.<\/p>\n

Indubitably one of the best and most engaging is Empowered<\/strong>, which details in excruciating detail the misadventures of haplessly charming hero-nerd Elissa Megan Powers<\/em>, who, through events I’ll save for a later review, came into possession of an alien super-suit and quite naturally opted to join the ranks of the world’s already overcrowded super-champion community\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Although incredibly powerful, the hypermembrane<\/em> outfit is shockingly skin-tight – which does nothing for her punishing body-image issues – and, despite being (eventually) self-repairing, tears at the slightest shock before taking its own sweet time to fix the gaping and revealing holes costumed combat regularly result in.<\/p>\n

Moreover, since the dratted rag constantly malfunctions, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Emp\u00e2\u20ac\u009d all too often ends up beaten, bound and saucily posted in humiliatingly revealing positions on social media by smirking villains.<\/p>\n

Consequently she’s been saddled with a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153D-list\u00e2\u20ac\u009d rating and a tawdry reputation as a bondage icon with a pathetic \u00e2\u20ac\u0153damsel-in-distress\u00e2\u20ac\u009d problem. In fact even though she generally triumphs in the end, Empowered is considered to be the lamest \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Cape\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in the Masks-&-Tights game\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Created and crafted by US manga pioneer Adam Warren (Dirty Pair<\/strong>, Bubblegum Crisis<\/strong>, Gen 13<\/strong>, Livewires<\/strong>) and rendered in his signature \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Amerimanga\u00e2\u20ac\u009d style, the series – which launched in 2007 – soon spawned a number of even more outrageous guest-artist specials, now happily collected in this splendid monochrome and full-colour softcover compilation<\/p>\n

Gathering the Empowered Specials: The Wench with a Million Sighs <\/strong>(December 2009), Ten Questions for the Maidman <\/strong>(June 2011), Hell Bent or Heaven Sent <\/strong>(December 2012), Animal Style <\/strong>(June 2013), Nine Beers with Ninjette (<\/strong>September 2013) <\/strong>and Internal Medicine <\/strong>(March 2014), this riotously sly, wickedly wry and extremely sophisticated smutty comedy also offers full biographies of the shameless collaborators, and in ‘Unchained Extras’<\/em> pre-colour cover line art plus masses of designs and sketches in pencil, pen, colour and even computer rendering from all the participants.<\/p>\n

Of course the true payoff is the stories themselves beginning with ‘The Wench with a<\/em> Million Sighs’<\/em>. With a little title-art assistance from Emily Warren (no relation) Adam’s shot-from-pencils black-&-white art reveals how, whilst the pitifully overmatched Empowered is battling – and being ridiculed by – DNA hunting super-villain grave-robbers, safely back home her bodaciously insatiable stud-muffin insignificant-other Thugboy<\/em> and BFF Kozue Kaburagi<\/em> – AKA New Jersey hellion Ninjette<\/em> – are being treated to the low-down on what makes Elissa tick\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

The shameless narrator of the tell-all trivia is certainly the one who knows her best: immortal alien super-devil The Caged Demonwolf<\/em> has been stuck on the indomitable lass’ coffee table ever since Emp stopped it from destroying Earth by trapping its diabolical essence within an extraterrestrial \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bondage belt\u00e2\u20ac\u009d\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Emily Warren graduated to co-illustrator with fifteen pages of colour craziness supplementing Adam’s monochrome sections in ‘Ten Questions for the Maidman’<\/em> wherein the Torn Titan’s odd relationship with the most terrifying crusader of the costumed community is examined via a tawdry celebrity chat show.<\/p>\n

Blessed with no miraculous powers, what secret allows a mere man clad in a French maid outfit to overcome the mightiest foes and foil every threat to humanity? And why has the Dark-Knight Domestic chosen to break his customary silence on cheesy talk show Superstrong Words with BlitzCraig<\/em>?<\/p>\n

‘Hell Bent or Heaven Sent’ <\/em>features guest creator Ryan Kinnaird for the colour section as Empowered joins the cleanup after a monumental battle featuring huge alien monsters and is relegated to dumping assorted wrecked remnants of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153villainware\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in the legendary off-planet \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Joint Superteam After-Action Superdebris Storage Vault\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with robotic champions Mechanismo<\/em> and El Capitan Rivet<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Sadly even Techno-Capes and Cyberbros are just dirty little boys at heart and when a bored metal man’s private \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexyfiles\u00e2\u20ac\u009d interact with the forbidden trashed tech, a plague of horny little cyber-angels and sensually pliable devil-girls are exported to the real world where their unquenchable chumminess manifests as a rapidly proliferating electronic STD\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Designer John Staton steps up to craft the lion’s share of manic battles in ‘Animal Style’ <\/em>when an army of beast-based mecha-malevolents try to rip off the fabulous wonder cars and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6mobiles\u00e2\u20ac\u009d from the 20th<\/sup> Annual International\/Interchronal Alternate Timeline Superhero Auto Show<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Sadly for Terrorpin<\/em>, Powerpachyderm<\/em>, Brass Monkey<\/em>, Cyberian<\/em> Tiger<\/em>, Supercobra<\/em> and Maul Bunny<\/em> the convention organisers have hired Empowered as a security guard and the cocky crimebots don’t take her seriously enough\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Transpacific manga star Takeshi Miyazawa <\/em>(Lost Planet<\/strong>, Bound Raven<\/strong>, Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane<\/strong>) comes aboard for a poignant all-monochrome exploration of Emp’s greatest gal-pal Kozue Kaburagi<\/strong>, detailing the appalling life and secret history of the New Jersey nemesis through ‘Nine Beers with Ninjette’ <\/em>after which things end with a bunch of bangs as the latest invasion of Earth involves Empowered, Ninjette and a coterie of UberNurses<\/em> from the Purple Paladin Memorial Hospital <\/em>struggling to save a dying baby bioship before its excitable xenomorphic mother eradicates everything.<\/p>\n

The main problem is that the cosmic infant is afflicted with sentient mites and the soppy heroes can see the pregnant parasites’ momma’s point of view too. Can the flighty girls find a solution that will accommodate both sides in this dire dilemma of ‘Internal Medicine’<\/em> (co-crafted by Brandon Graham, late of Prophet<\/strong>, <\/em>King<\/strong> City<\/strong> and Multiple Warheads<\/strong>)?<\/p>\n

Fast, smart, filthily funny in the best possible taste and ferociously action-packed, this is a deliciously immature and superbly addictive treat for all lovers of Fights ‘n’ (laddered) Tights fiction no fan with a secret life can afford to miss\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6
\n\u00c2\u00a9 2009, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 Adam Warren, Empowered, Ninjette, Thugboy and all prominent characters and their distinctive likenesses are trademarks of Adam Warren. All rights reserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Adam Warren with Emily Warren, Ryan Kinnaird, John Staton, Takeshi Miyazawa, Brandon Graham & various (Dark Horse) ISBN: 978-1-61655-580-1 The trappings and minutiae of superheroes have finally become part of the contemporary conceptual consciousness, just as science fiction did in the 1960s and 1970s. As such the genre has finally laid itself open to … <\/p>\n

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