{"id":14056,"date":"2015-09-22T08:00:13","date_gmt":"2015-09-22T08:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=14056"},"modified":"2015-09-21T14:35:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-21T14:35:28","slug":"something-at-the-window-is-scratching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2015\/09\/22\/something-at-the-window-is-scratching\/","title":{"rendered":"Something at the Window is Scratching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Something-at-the-Window-150x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Something-at-the-Window-150x223.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Something-at-the-Window-250x371.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Something-at-the-Window-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Something-at-the-Window.jpg 523w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><br \/>\nBy <strong>Roman Dirge<\/strong> (Titan Comics)<br \/>\nISBN: 978-1-78276-349-9<\/p>\n<p><strong>Win&#8217;s Christmas Gift Recommendation: Gloriously Skewed, Marvellously Inventive\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 10\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Roman Dirge is the multi-award winning, creatively twisted auteur behind the epically eccentric and deliriously disquieting <strong>Lenore: the Cute Little Dead Girl<\/strong>, but like quicksand and scabs he also has a hidden, softer, side.<\/p>\n<p>Way back in 1998 he first compiled a compendium of poetic paeans to the weirder side of life, death and all points betwixt; all superbly synched with a wealth of his uniquely unsettling, chillingly cute Graphic Grotesques and this has now been remastered and re-released as part of Titan Comic&#8217;s sinisterly sublime full-colour hardback line archiving his entire canon.<\/p>\n<p>Scaring and simultaneously delighting kids with poetry has always been a popular sport and this turbulent tome echoes with the ghosts of such luminaries as Roald Dahl, Edward Lear, Ogden Nash and Berke Breathed (he&#8217;s not actually dead yet, but his kids stuff is so good, he&#8217;s certain to be one day\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6) as it exposes a host of hidden wonders ranging from single page epigrams to extended verse sagas, beginning with <em>&#8216;The Coo Coo Lady&#8217;<\/em> whose love for her clock knew no bounds and was &#8211; apparently \u00e2\u20ac\u201c mutual, before a brief digression reveals the secrets of making <em>&#8216;Critter Pie&#8217;<\/em> after which vampiric brothers settle a long-held beef in <em>&#8216;The Sideways Man&#8217;<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>The eponymous <em>&#8216;Something at the Window is Scratching&#8217;<\/em> details the death of a certain mythological creature and the lengths to which a guilty lad goes to adopt its orphaned child, whilst bear-loving <em>&#8216;Mr. Seephis&#8217;<\/em> miscalculates the amount of mutuality they might afford him and <em>&#8216;Little Lisa Loverbumps&#8217;<\/em> learns a thing or two about swimming safety\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Peter the Pirate Squid&#8217;<\/em> gets very little time to prosper before <em>&#8216;The Ghost in the Spider&#8217;<\/em> exposes a most mismatched pair of travellers whilst <em>&#8216;Pear Head Man and Bread Boy&#8217;<\/em> and<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;The Alien Ballerina&#8217;<\/em> both come and go with astounding alacrity after which we all share every parent&#8217;s nightmare &#8211; just how to deal with a dying pet &#8211; in <em>&#8216;The Bunny Came Back&#8217;<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>The nautical misadventure of <em>&#8216;The Captain&#8217;<\/em> and the infinite recursiveness of <em>&#8216;Devil Bunny&#8217;<\/em> segue neatly into a doomed love between <em>&#8216;The Reindeer and the Bumble Bee&#8217;<\/em> whilst old wisdom decrees &#8211; and proves &#8211; <em>&#8216;Weird Family Weird Baby&#8217;<\/em> and a salutary warning is offered by the unlucky temporary inhabitant of <em>&#8216;Fly Paper&#8217;<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Negotiation and resistance both prove pointless when a little bear is drawn into the <em>&#8216;Dance of the Bedbugs&#8217;<\/em> but undead performers <em>&#8216;Boodini and Choobie&#8217;<\/em> don&#8217;t really care, whilst neither <em>&#8216;The Guy With a Thing on his Head&#8217;<\/em> or pumpkin imperilled <em>&#8216;Eddie Poe&#8217;<\/em> can muster the energy to join in with the game proposed by <em>&#8216;Mr. Pork Chop&#8217;<\/em> to end this eerie epistle of eclectic eccentricity.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t think scrutinising all <em>&#8216;About the Author&#8217;<\/em> will give you any idea about where this kind of carton craziness comes from\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Wittily weird, gorily gregarious and darkly hilarious, these vivid verses and portentous pictures blend bleak-edged charm with absurdist abstractions and arcane attractions to create visual mood music and Goth-toned glee for the culturally sated; reprising the mordant merriment of Charles Addams&#8217; cartoons as so readily revisited by mirthful modern macabrists like Tim Burton, Jhonen Vasquez (<strong>Squee<\/strong>!, <strong>Johnny the Homicidal Maniac<\/strong> and who here provides and enthusiastic, confusiastic Foreword), Ted Naifeh &amp; Serena (<strong>Gloom Cookie<\/strong>) and Jill \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<strong>Scary Godmother<\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Thompson.<\/p>\n<p>These odd odes are an unwholesome treat for kids of all ages with a taste for the richer, darker, more full-bodied flavours of life and its inevitable final consequences.<\/p>\n<p>Ever so much better for you than absinthe, idolatry or unsanctioned unicorn safari \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n<strong>Something at the Window is Scratching<\/strong> \u00e2\u201e\u00a2 &amp; \u00c2\u00a9 2015 Roman Dirge. All rights reserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Roman Dirge (Titan Comics) ISBN: 978-1-78276-349-9 Win&#8217;s Christmas Gift Recommendation: Gloriously Skewed, Marvellously Inventive\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 10\/10 Roman Dirge is the multi-award winning, creatively twisted auteur behind the epically eccentric and deliriously disquieting Lenore: the Cute Little Dead Girl, but like quicksand and scabs he also has a hidden, softer, side. Way back in 1998 he &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2015\/09\/22\/something-at-the-window-is-scratching\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Something at the Window is Scratching&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[66,125,97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror-stories","category-humour","category-kids-all-ages"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4AFj-3EI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}