{"id":27546,"date":"2023-02-12T09:00:33","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T09:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=27546"},"modified":"2023-02-09T18:56:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T18:56:31","slug":"if-you-loved-me-youd-think-this-was-cute-uncomfortably-true-cartoons-about-you-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2023\/02\/12\/if-you-loved-me-youd-think-this-was-cute-uncomfortably-true-cartoons-about-you-2\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Loved Me, You\u2019d Think This was Cute &#8211; Uncomfortably True Cartoons About You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-cover.jpg 432w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-cover-150x174.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-cover-250x289.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><br \/>\nBy <strong>Nick Galifianakis<\/strong> (Andrews McMeel)<br \/>\nISBN: 978-0-7407-9947-1 (TPB\/Digital edition)<\/p>\n<p>Delivering biting wit, groundbreaking revelation or an excoriating assault with an unforgettable drawing and a few well-chosen words is one of the greatest gifts humans might possess. Even those stuck-up holdouts who pointedly claim to have \u201cnever read a comic\u201d certainly enjoy strips or panels: a golden bounty of brief amusement demanding no commitment other than a moment\u2019s close attention.<\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, it\u2019s probably in our genes and a bit like love, no?<\/p>\n<p>According to the text preface by Carolyn Hax in this astoundingly funny collection, the cartoons gathered here by immensely gifted illustrator Nick Galifianakis were originally intended as little pictorial add-ons to accompany and supplement her nationally syndicated Advice Column (cited by <strong>Time<\/strong> magazine as America\u2019s best\u2026).<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, Nick kept making them so funny that the pictures became an intrinsic and unmissable companion and in 2010 a whole bunch of the very best of them turned into this book.<\/p>\n<p>Also included are an outrageous <em>Foreword<\/em> by his cousin Zach &#8211; yes, that movie comedian guy &#8211; sharing the kind of intimate incident insights and past humiliations only a close family member can; as well as a vast <em>Acknowledgments<\/em> section and insider information on the way Nick works in his <em>Introduction<\/em>. There are also concrete clues that his one true love is his dog <em>ZuZu<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>All that aside, what\u2019s on offer here is a spellbinding examination of human relationships as seen from a natural raconteur\u2019s perspective: devastatingly penetrating, sharp to the point of cruelty, warmly sympathetic, ultimately understanding and forgiving and, most importantly, laugh-out-loud, Horlicks-jetting-out-of-your-nose funny.<\/p>\n<p>Or whatever your shared evening tipple of choice might be. I\u2019m not saying that his gags make your body mysteriously manufacture Horlicks. That would be weird\u2026<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-250x146.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"146\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-27541\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-250x146.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-150x88.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-768x448.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-1536x896.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-1-2048x1195.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><br \/>\nIn this delicious monochrome paperback (or eBook, you choose: it\u2019s an officially free albeit expensive world and you\u2019re most likely some sort of consenting adult) you\u2019ll see all the perilous wonders and tribulations of human relationships. Crucially, you will also find the search for love reduced to simple, forthright categories stuffed with beautifully rendered line drawings exemplifying the rights and wrongs of finding and keeping &#8211; or satisfactorily jettisoning &#8211; a partner.<\/p>\n<p>It kicks off with the male perspective as seen through female eyes in <em>\u2018The Bastard Files\u2019 <\/em>before naturally offering an opposing viewpoint in <em>\u2018The Unfair Sex\u2019<\/em><em>\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The eternal hunt is deconstructed in <em>\u2018Finding the Ones(s)\u2019 <\/em>and expanded upon in <em>\u2018So This Was The One\u2019 <\/em>before learning how to negotiate deadly traps and bile-filled traumas of <em>\u2018The Bridal Industrial Complex\u2019<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Weddings avoided or survived, everybody\u2019s all reconciled to being one great big joyous clan, as proved here in the acerbically astute <em>\u2018Putting the Eff in Family\u2019<\/em>, but please remember, Love\u2019s all about the children really, isn\u2019t it? Thus a close-up-and-personal dissection of procreation in <em>\u2018Just Kidding\u2019 <\/em>which leads to the conclusion that some sons and daughters don\u2019t ever grow up in <em>\u2018When We\u2019re Five We\u2019re All Artists\u2026\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If confused or in trouble, the natural thing to do is depend on your closest comrades in the Battle of the Sexes, but <em>\u2018With Friends Like These\u2019<\/em><em>, <\/em>clarity and understanding are early casualties. Still, if we\u2019re being truly honest we can only trust our <em>\u2018Lusting Impressions\u2019 <\/em>before settling for <em>\u2018A Little Something on the Side\u2019 <\/em>to avoid getting <em>\u2018Ego-Tripped\u2019<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>At least our animal companions still offer us unconditional love\u2026 don\u2019t they? Perhaps not, if the bestial examples in <em>\u2018Ark Types\u2019 <\/em>are to be believed and if you <em>\u2018Catch My Riff\u2019<\/em><em>\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When all\u2019s said (sad?) and done then, perhaps it\u2019s best to play safe and just try the <em>\u2018Flair of the Dog\u2019 <\/em>when looking for truly lasting love\u2026<\/p>\n<p>With recurring themes including Frogs and Princesses, malevolent Cupids, uncomprehending Adams and Eves, weary Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates and the absolutely crucial role of Lawyers and Counsellors in all relationship matters, this compendium of situational quandaries and unromantic entanglements is a superbly cathartic look at love and one every new home and generational estate should have in pride of place on the mantelpiece &#8211; near the heavy candlesticks, poker, poisons and matching tasers\u2026<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-250x146.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"146\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-27540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-250x146.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-150x88.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-768x448.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-1536x896.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/if-you-loved-me-2-2048x1195.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><br \/>\n\u00a9 2010 by Nick Galifianakis. All rights reserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Nick Galifianakis (Andrews McMeel) ISBN: 978-0-7407-9947-1 (TPB\/Digital edition) Delivering biting wit, groundbreaking revelation or an excoriating assault with an unforgettable drawing and a few well-chosen words is one of the greatest gifts humans might possess. Even those stuck-up holdouts who pointedly claim to have \u201cnever read a comic\u201d certainly enjoy strips or panels: a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2023\/02\/12\/if-you-loved-me-youd-think-this-was-cute-uncomfortably-true-cartoons-about-you-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;If You Loved Me, You\u2019d Think This was Cute &#8211; Uncomfortably True Cartoons About You&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[90,125,148],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartooning-classics","category-humour","category-romance"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4AFj-7ai","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27547,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions\/27547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}