{"id":30914,"date":"2024-11-13T09:00:45","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T09:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=30914"},"modified":"2024-11-12T18:51:07","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T18:51:07","slug":"asterix-and-the-missing-scroll-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2024\/11\/13\/asterix-and-the-missing-scroll-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Asterix and the Missing Scroll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-bk-250x322.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"322\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-bk-250x322.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-bk-150x193.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-bk-768x990.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-bk.jpg 1172w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-frt-250x329.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"329\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30916\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-frt-250x329.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-frt-150x198.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-frt-768x1012.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-frt.jpg 1165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><br \/>\nBy <strong>Jean-Yves Ferri<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Didier Conrad<\/strong>, translated by <strong>Anthea Bell<\/strong> (Sphere\/Orion Books)<br \/>\nISBN: 978-1-51010-045-9 (album HB\/Digital edition) 978-1-51010-046-6 (album PB)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Win\u2019s Christmas Gift Recommendation: A Classical Way to Celebrate the Season&#8230; 9\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Asterix the Gaul<\/strong> is probably France\u2019s greatest literary export and part of the fabric of French life. The feisty, wily little warrior who fought the iniquities and viewed the myriad wonders of <em>Julius Caesar<\/em>\u2019s Roman Empire with brains, bravery and &#8211; whenever required &#8211; a magical potion imbuing the imbiber with incredible strength, speed and vitality, is the go-to reference for all us non-Gallic gallants when we think of France.<\/p>\n<p>The diminutive, doughty darling was created at the close of the 1950s by two of our artform\u2019s greatest masters, with his first official appearance being October 29<sup>th<\/sup> in <strong><em>Pilote<\/em><\/strong> #1, even though he had actually debuted in a pre-release teaser &#8211; or \u201cpilot\u201d &#8211; some weeks earlier. <em>Bon Anniversaire mon petit brave!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>His adventures touched billions of people all around the world for five and a half decades as the sole preserve of originators Rene Goscinny and\/or Albert Uderzo. After close on 15 years as a weekly comic serial subsequently collected into book-length compilations, in 1974 the 21<sup>st<\/sup> saga &#8211; <strong>Asterix and Caesar\u2019s Gift<\/strong> &#8211; was the first released as a complete original album prior to serialisation. Thereafter each new album was an eagerly anticipated, impatiently awaited treat for legions of devotees, but none more so than this one which was created by Uderzo\u2019s handpicked replacements &#8211; scripter Jean-Yves Ferri (<strong><em>Fables Autonomes<\/em><\/strong>, <strong><em>La Retour \u00e0 la terre<\/em><\/strong>, <strong><em>De Gaulle \u00e0 la plage<\/em><\/strong>) and illustrator Didier Conrad (<strong><em>Les Innomables<\/em><\/strong>, <strong><em>Le Pi\u00e8ge Malais<\/em><\/strong>, <strong><em>Tatum<\/em><\/strong>, <strong>Spirou<\/strong>) &#8211; who had taken up a somewhat poisoned chalice on his retirement in 2009. And so began the further adventures of truly immortal French heroes. Happily the legacy was in safe hands, especially after this first book was meticulously overseen by Uderzo every step of the way\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Whether as an action-packed comedic romp with sneaky, bullying baddies getting their just deserts or as a punfully sly and witty satire for older, wiser heads, the new work is just as engrossing as the previously established canon, and English-speakers are still happily graced with the brilliantly light touch of translator Anthea Bell who, with former collaborator Derek Hockridge, played no small part in making the indomitable little Gaul so palatable to English-speakers around the globe.<\/p>\n<p>As you surely already know, half of these intoxicating epics are set in various exotic locales throughout the Ancient World, whilst the rest take place in and around Uderzo\u2019s adored Brittany where, circa 50 B.C., a little hamlet of cantankerous, proudly defiant warriors and their families resisted every effort of the mighty Roman Empire to complete the conquest of Gaul.<\/p>\n<p>Although the country is divided by the notional conquerors into provinces <em>Celtica<\/em>, <em>Aquitania<\/em> and <em>Amorica<\/em>, the very tip of the last named regions stubbornly refuses to be pacified. The Romans, utterly unable to overrun this last bastion of Gallic insouciance, are reduced to a pointless policy of absolute containment &#8211; and yet these Gauls come and go as they please. Thus a tiny seaside hamlet is permanently cut off (in the broadest, not-true-at-all sense) by heavily fortified garrisons <em>Totorum<\/em>, <em>Aquarium<\/em>, <em>Laudanum<\/em> and <em>Compendium<\/em>: filled with veteran fighters who would rather be anywhere else on earth than there\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Their \u201cconfined detainees\u201d couldn\u2019t care less: casually frustrating and daily defying the world\u2019s greatest military machine by simply going about their everyday affairs, untouchable thanks to a miraculous magic potion brewed by resident druid <em>Getafix<\/em> and the shrewd wits of diminutive dynamo Asterix in merry conjunction with his simplistic, supercharged best pal <em>Obelix<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Le Papyrus de C\u00e9sar <\/em><\/strong>was released on October 22<sup>nd<\/sup> 2015, simultaneously hurtling off the shelves of many nations as <strong>Asterix and the Missing Scroll<\/strong> (or whatever the local language equivalent of the many nations addicted to these epics might be). Even though, as with many previous tales, it takes its momentum from satirising current affairs, the resemblances to certain unscrupulous publishing magnates and founders of information-leaking internet sites are both remarkable and &#8211; I\u2019m sure &#8211; utterly coincidental. After all, who doesn\u2019t like fake news and genuine censorship?<\/p>\n<p>This home fixture begins away in glorious Rome where Caesar anticipates the release of his memoirs <em>Commentaries on the War with the Gauls <\/em>(or <strong>Commentarii de Bello Gallico <\/strong>as your granddad probably knew it). Unimaginative, forthright Caesar ended the ruminations with a final scroll detailing how he has been unable to completely end the conflict because of repeated incidents with a small village of indomitable Gauls who simply won\u2019t accept that they\u2019ve been conquered. He is shocked &#8211; but not averse &#8211; to the suggestion of his advisor and publisher <em>Libellus Blockbustus<\/em> who recommends that they just leave it out of the released edition&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2137\" height=\"1335\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1.jpg 2137w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1-150x94.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1-250x156.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1-768x480.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1-1536x960.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-1-2048x1279.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><br \/>\nThe expurgated publication is a sensation throughout the empire, and far away in that still-unconquered enclave, life goes on as usual after publication. In fact, when the latest \u201cnewspaper\u201d arrives the villagers are only concerned with the latest horoscopes. As myopic <em>Wifix<\/em> reads them out, aged <em>Geriatrix<\/em> takes his prediction to heart and sees \u201cnew conquests\u201d in his future, whilst Obelix is mortally crushed by a rather specific prognostication to \u201cavoid conflict, take stock and go easy on the roast boar\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Asterix, who shares the same birthday as his ponderous pal, doesn\u2019t believe in all that astrology rubbish, but cannot shake the big buffoon out of a debilitating dudgeon. Although that means things grow quiet in Gaul, back in Rome a clandestine crisis has erupted. Mute Numidian Scribe <em>Bigdatha<\/em> has taken umbrage with the massaging of the truth and, believing the public has a right to know everything, has turned whistleblower. Swiping Caesar\u2019s 24<sup>th<\/sup> scroll &#8211; \u201cDefeats at the Hands of the Indomitable Gauls of Armorica\u201d &#8211; he has passed it on to <em>Confoundtheirpolitix<\/em>, a Gaulish \u201cnewsmonger without borders\u201d. Fearing the scandal will affect profits and dreading what Caesar will do if he\u2019s made to appear foolish or dishonest, Blockbustus instigates emergency measures: sending Roman secret police to arrest the scribe and newsmonger. Confoundtheirpolitix, however, has already rushed to Armorica seeking sanctuary in a certain village Romans cannot enter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When details of the scroll\u2019s omissions are revealed (particularly Asterix\u2019 many exploits such as <strong>The Chieftain\u2019s Shield<\/strong>, <strong>Mansions of the Gods<\/strong> and so on) the Gaulish villagers react in different ways &#8211; those that aren\u2019t still fighting over the horoscope predictions at least&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The excitable Lutetian newsmonger is adamant that the contents of the scroll could topple Caesar and something must be done to preserve it, prompting <em>Chief Vitalstatistix<\/em> to affably write his own history of the war to set things right. More sensibly, <em>Getafix<\/em> suggests that since Gauls don\u2019t appreciate writing but memorialise facts and history in their oral tradition, he should transport the potentially devastating data to the <em>Forest of the Carnutes <\/em>where Grand Druid <em>Archaeopterix<\/em> can commit the information to his mighty and phenomenal cogitative cranial chronicles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile word has reached Centurion <em>Verigregarius<\/em> in Totorum to get that scroll back at all costs and he surrounds the village with a cordon of his best warriors. That means nothing to the villagers, of course. In the dead of night Asterix, Getafix and faithful petite wonder-hound <em>Dogmatix<\/em> sneak out of a secret door and set out on their mission, dragging with them dolorous, downcast and decidedly pacifistic Obelix. They are unaware that they are being stalked by a crack squad of elite Roman army surveillance specialists, equipped with the latest advancement in the empire\u2019s covert communications technology&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Back in Rome, every fresh evidence of Caesar\u2019s delight in his new-found authorial celebrity terrifies Blockbustus more and more. With the humiliating last chapter still out there, a ruler\u2019s reputation (and thus publisher\u2019s life) remains balanced on a knife-edge. Succumbing to panic, the wily advisor heads for Armorica to take personal charge of the search, even as our heroes reach the fabled forest. As their stalkers fall victim to the unique and fabulous security measures of the Carnutes druids, Getafix renews old acquaintances and begins the torturous process of committing the scroll to Archaeopterix\u2019s capacious memory&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2138\" height=\"1347\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30918\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2.jpg 2138w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2-150x95.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2-250x158.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2-768x484.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2-1536x968.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Asterix-and-the-mising-scroll-illo-2-2048x1290.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><br \/>\nIn Totorum, deprived of all the ongoing fresh facts and breaking news, Blockbustus and Verigregarius plan a major assault on the village to retrieve the scroll they think is still there. Their cause is greatly advanced when they catch Confoundtheirpolitix outside the stockade and take him hostage. Thankfully, the embattled Gauls have a messaging system which can reach all the way to the great forest, and Archaeopterix has a power-potion of his own which will allow his guests to get back home in time to save the day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Even Obelix gets to play, once he learns that he was read the wrong horoscope and can have as many boars and hit as many Romans as he wants. But then, Julius Caesar angrily arrives and all Tartarus breaks loose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fast-paced, furiously funny, stuffed with action and hilarious, contemporary swipes and timeless jibes plus a marvellously enchanting double twist ending, this is a splendid continuation of the series by creators who clearly know what they\u2019re doing and enjoy doing it. <strong>Asterix and the Missing Scroll <\/strong>is an unmissable joy for lovers of laughs and devotees of comics alike and a welcome addition to the mythic canon.<br \/>\n\u00a9 2015 Les \u00c9ditions Albert Ren\u00e9. English translation: \u00a9 2015 Les \u00c9ditions Albert Ren\u00e9. 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