{"id":4647,"date":"2010-02-21T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T06:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/?p=4647"},"modified":"2010-02-20T19:24:22","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T19:24:22","slug":"vamps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.comicsreview.co.uk\/nowreadthis\/2010\/02\/21\/vamps\/","title":{"rendered":"Vamps"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nBy Elaine Lee<\/strong> and Will Simpson <\/strong>(Vertigo)
\nISBN: 978-1-56389-220-2<\/p>\n

As a long overdue antidote to the deluge of lovey-dovey, kissey-poo tales of forbidden love between innocent modern maids and moody, tragic carriers of the Curse of the Night’s Children, here’s a reminder of a different sort of Vampire Tale – one that is sleazy, nasty and very, very scary\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Vampires are heartless, bloodsucking raptors that wander the night, slaughtering whomever they wish. In this story set in the Badlands of modern America, they’re still generally regarded as creatures of myth, but apart from not turning into bats all the usual movie lore applies: fast, strong, non-reflective, scared of stakes and sunlight. The big new wrinkle is that blood gets them crazy-dumb drunk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Our epic ride follows the liberating run of five hungry, hot and horny undead bad-girls called Screech, Whipsnake, Skeeter, Mink and Howler who begin their longed-for emancipation by finally killing Dave, the male Vamp who \u00e2\u20ac\u0153turned\u00e2\u20ac\u009d them all, then lorded it over them like a fat and lazy lion in a savannah Pride. After staking and dismembering him the girls go on a wild spree across the States, riding Harley’s down Hell’s highways, killing bikers and ne’er-do-wells (and the odd innocent bystander) wherever they find them.<\/p>\n

They’re completely unaware that one of them has been manipulating her sisters all along and orchestrating the seemingly random slaughter. As a private detective and Howler’s psychic – and still breathing – sister Jenny tracks them, the pack hits Las Vegas and we discover that when she was alive Howler was a stripper whose baby was taken from her by a corrupt judge and sold in a black market adoption deal. Dave’s destruction, the road-rage, everything has been a plan to get her baby back.<\/p>\n

All the pieces and pursuers are headed for a bloody crash and climax when Howler finally locates her son, but there’s an unwelcome complication: Dave has pulled himself together and is really, really annoyed\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n

Far more True Blood<\/strong> than Twilight<\/strong> (and predating both by more than a decade) this fast-paced, sardonic and gorily wild ride of love and death is a spectacular and absorbing riot by two of the industry’s best and most unsung talents: sordid, sexy and totally compelling, riddled with far deeper metaphors than \u00e2\u20ac\u0153unrequited love sucks\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, Vamps<\/strong> is a solid reminder that there are such things as monsters and some beasts just won’t be tamed…
\n\u00c2\u00a9 1994, 1995 DC Comics.\u00c2\u00a0 All Rights Reserved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Elaine Lee and Will Simpson (Vertigo) ISBN: 978-1-56389-220-2 As a long overdue antidote to the deluge of lovey-dovey, kissey-poo tales of forbidden love between innocent modern maids and moody, tragic carriers of the Curse of the Night’s Children, here’s a reminder of a different sort of Vampire Tale – one that is sleazy, nasty … <\/p>\n

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