The Death of Groo the Wanderer (Marvel Graphic Novel #32)


By Sergio Aragonés, Mark Evanier, Stan Sakai & Tom Luth (Epic/Marvel)
ISBN: 978-0-87135-290-3 (1990 Album TPB)

Groo is a living paradox: a brilliant fighting man and unbeatable warrior sell-sword, and also – AT THE SAME TIME – far too stupid to be harmed and the dumbest loose assemblage of organic molecules on the planet. Always hungry, he wanders because most places where he pauses burn down, wash away or crash into rubble soon after he gets there. He loves to fight and the entire world trembles at the mention of his name. They do the same whenever they are downwind of him too…

Produced in unique fashion by Sergio Aragonés, wordsmith Mark Evanier, letterer Stan Sakai (creator of Usagi Yojimbo) and colourist Tom Luth, the idiot’s adventures form one of the longest running humour comic book series in America and there seems to be no chance of stopping the creators as long as we keep buying these incredible, hilarious sagas…

Both in comic narrative and the infinitely more strenuous idea-consuming field of gag-cartooning, Sergio Aragonés Domenech (born today in 1937 so Happy Birthday amigo!) has produced vast volumes of excellent stuff. His darkly skewed sensibilities and deathgrip on the cosmically absurd, wedded to a utterly unique, anarchically meticulous drawing style and frankly terrifying professional discipline, have made his (frequently) silent doodles a vibrant proof of the maxims that laughter is universal and a picture is worth a thousand words.

Also an actor of some merit and repute, the Spanish-born Mexican-American most famously worked for years at Mad Magazine and on DC’s horror anthology titles when he first moved to the USA. Here he mostly delivered pages of gags and occasional full comic scripts and strips. Then in 1981, with comics scripting, screenwriting associate Mark Evanier, Aragonés knocked out a madcap 4-page parody of the entire Sword-&-Sorcery genre as his contribution to the Creators Rights benefit comic book Destroyer Duck being published by Eclipse Comics.

Following a second outing in Mike Grell’s Starslayer (#5), Pacific Comics launched Groo the Wanderer in his own title. After 8 issues (December 1982-April 1984) that beleaguered, troubled company folded but the unsinkable yet unwashed barbarian (that’s a joke I’ll explain later) resurfaced in a Groo Special one-shot from Eclipse (October 1984), before finding a relatively stable home at Epic Comics, Archie Goodwin’s creator-owned corner of the Marvel Universe.

Aragonés had first doodled his witless warrior in the 1970s, but no publisher would take on the property unless he sold all rights – a nigh-universal situation in the industry until the advent of the Direct Sales market transferred power from companies and distributors to creators and consumers. Groo is arguably the most successful creator-owned property of the US comic book market, and this randomly selected volume of so very many pretty much epitomises what the meandering (but never a mendicant!) moron is all about. Since that Epic incarnation (an uproarious 120 issue run plus dozens of graphic novel compilations) the witless wall-eyed wanderer moved on to Image and Dark Horse Comics, but they haven’t completely gone belly-up yet. Moreover, he has teamed up with the best in the biz (like Tarzan and Conan) and continues to escape in new editions whenever you least expect it…

This all original volume from 1987 reintroduces readers to the ugliest, stupidest, stinky-est itinerant mercenary in the world. Luckily he’s also the best swordsman in creation and too thick to be harmed, because when he shuffles his unshod, dirty feet into the domain of King Krag he inadvertently encounters a thoroughly nasty man with a good many reasons to psychotically hate him…

At this time the kingdom is being ravaged by a colossal dragon, but as the only man on the planet crazy enough to fight it has a huge bounty on his head, how stupid would he have to be to come and attempt to kill it? If you’re having difficulty answering that, either you’ve not been paying attention or Groo has found a new apprentice…

Due to the kind of circumstance-concatenation that only happens in this series, everybody in the land of Groo-haters thinks the oaf is finally dead – even Groo – but with all the folk who have ever suffered at his hands gathered in one place, they all start to realise that a world without Groo just isn’t the same…

Fear not, however. Order, if not sense, is eventually restored… but only after a grand display of confusions, contusions, conflagrations, conflicts, pratfalls, pitfalls, punch-lines and punch-ups. There’s even a little room left over for a soupçon of romance (Mmmm, Soup! Mmmm, leftovers…)

Originally published in the extravagant, luxurious over-sized 285mm x 220mm European album format (other later versions are available!) allowing even more room for the artist’s tireless tornado of visual hits and narrative graffiti, this is a masterpiece of mirth and madness comedy addicts will adore and the great most telling strength of the series is that new readers can start practically anywhere – and still be none the wiser…

Marvellously cynical, wildly witty and stunningly silly, Groo remains the comic of first resort for people who hate comics: titanically tongue-in-cheek, sharply sarcastic and searingly self-deprecating. An irresistible humour tour-de-force astoundingly scribed and illustrated by jesters who don’t know when – or how – to stop.

The unstoppable brain-donor (Groo, not Aragonés) has since rambled on to other ventures but there’s still plenty of material for you to track down…

Oh yeah, that sinking thing: among his other lack of abilities Groo cannot travel by ship. He’s not seasick or anything, it’s just that his physical presence on nautical apparatus of any sort causes it to sink. This book has one of the very best riffs on that running (swimming? sinking?) gag I’ve ever seen… and while we’re sharing secrets, according to our admittedly so-very-wry and untrustworthy narrator/creators, a hallowed, unchanging creative process forms the basis of the prolific partnership.

Groo’s tales are initially plotted and pencilled by Aragonés before being handed off to Evanier (Scooby-Doo, Blackhawk, Crossfire, DNAgents, New Gods, Garfield) to dialogue in those bits least filled with pictorial idiocy and graphic contumely. After all that, Stan Sakai (Usagi Yojimbo, The Adventures of Nilson Groundthumper and Hermy, 47 Ronin) letters the pages (in indelible ink!) before Sergio gets them back to embellish and change back to what he wanted in the first place. A colourist (usually Tom Luth) colours it all in for picky customers who want no truck with measly monochrome…

If you must read only one Groo book, any one will do. I like this one and so do all of these dissatisfied customers…

© 1987, 1990, 2026 Sergio Aragonés. All Rights Reserved.

Aragones 3-D


By Sergio Aragones, with 3-D enhancement by Ray Zone (3-D Zone)
ISBN: 978-0-92530-000-3 (TPB)

This book includes Discriminatory Content produced during less enlightened times.

Whilst we’re celebrating a truly unique oeuvre, why not try to find this booklet of wordless humour in 3-D. It should include two pairs of 3-D glasses, but you know what resellers and second hand retailers are like…

I’m all about everything to do with comics and so to celebrate our Spanish/Mexican-American cartoonist, occasional actor and birthday boy I’ve dredged up this wonderful piece of eye-candy. It is both a splendid example of the periodic fascination our industry has with the somewhat hit-or-miss print process of Three-Dimensional reproduction, and also a superb short collection of sardonic pictorial lunacy by of one of the modern world’s greatest gag cartoonists. Notably, black-& white’s perfectly all right for gag-cartooning genius Aragonés and he’s not fussed by red & green either…

This little book features more than sixty of his best, many embracing the theme of 3-D itself, but all dipped in the grim wit of the cynical absurdist. Shove on your specs and see the gags just jump out at you.
© 1989 Sergio Aragones. All Rights Reserved.

Showcase Presents The House of Secrets volume 1


By Mike Friedrich, Gerry Conway, Marv Wolfman, Len Wein, Steve Skeates, Robert Kanigher, Raymond Marais, Sam Glanzman, Jack Kirby, Mark Evanier, Jack Oleck, Mary Skrenes (as Virgil North), Jerry Grandenetti, Bill Draut, Werner Roth, Jack Sparling, Dick Giordano, Dick Dillin, Neal Adams, Sid Greene, Alex Toth, Mike Royer, Mike Peppe, Don Heck, Wally Wood, Ralph Reese, John Costanza, Gil Kane, George Tuska, Gray Morrow, Ross Andru & Mike Esposito, Michael Wm. Kaluta, Rich Buckler, Bernie Wrightson, Al Weiss, Tony DeZuñiga, Jim Aparo, Sergio Aragonés, Nestor Redondo, José Delbo, Adolfo Buylla & various (DC Comics)
ISBN: 978-1-4012-1818-8 (TPB)

Win’s Christmas Gift Recommendation: A Splendid Slice of Spectral Shock & Awe… 9/10

This book includes Discriminatory Content produced in less enlightened times.

It’s the time for sweet indulgence, shocking over-eating and spooky stories, so let’s pay a visit to a much-neglected old favourite…

American comic books started slowly until the creation of superheroes unleashed a torrent of creative imitation and invented a new genre. Implacably vested in the Second World War, the Overman swept all before him (and very occasionally her or it) until the troops came home and the more traditional genres resurfaced and eventually supplanted the Fights ‘n’ Tights crowd. Although new kids kept on buying, much of the previous generation of consumers also retained their four-colour habit but increasingly sought older themes in the reading matter. The war years altered the psychological landscape of the world and as a more world-weary, cynical young public came to see that all the fighting and dying hadn’t really changed anything, their chosen forms of entertainment (film and prose as well as comics) reflected this.

As well as Westerns, War and Crime comics, celebrity tie-ins, madcap escapist comedy and anthropomorphic funny animal features were immediately resurgent, but gradually another of the cyclical revivals of spiritualism and public fascination with all things occult, eldritch and arcane led to them being outshone and outsold by a wave of increasingly impressive, evocative and shocking horror comics.

There had been grisly, gory and supernatural stars before, including a pantheon of ghosts, monsters and wizards draped in mystery-man garb and trappings (The Spectre, Mr. Justice, Sgt. Spook, Frankenstein, The Heap, Sargon the Sorcerer, Zatara, Monako, Zambini the Miracle Man, Kardak the Mystic, Dr. Fate and dozens more), but these had been victims of circumstance: The Unknown as a “narrativium” power source for super-heroics.

Now the focus shifted to ordinary mortals thrown into a world beyond their ken with the intention of unsettling, not vicariously empowering, the reader. Almost every publisher jumped on the increasingly popular bandwagon, with B & I (which became magical one-man-band Richard E. Hughes’ American Comics Group) launching the first regularly published horror comic in the Autumn of 1948. Technically though, Adventures Into the Unknown was actually pipped by Avon who had released an impressive single issue entitled Eerie in January 1947 before finally committing to a regular series in 1951.

By this time, and following the filmic horror heyday of Universal Pictures’ fright films franchises, worthy comic book monolith Classics Illustrated had already long milked the literary end of the medium with adaptations of The Headless Horseman, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (both 1943), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1944) and Frankenstein (1945) among others.

If we’re keeping score this was also the period in which Joe Simon & Jack Kirby identified another “mature market” gap by inventing the Romance comic (Young Romance #1, cover-dated September 1947) but they too saw the sales potential for macabre mood material, resulting in seminal anthologies Black Magic (launched in 1950) and boldly obscure psychological drama vehicle Strange World of Your Dreams (1952).

Around that time the staid cautious company that would become DC Comics bowed to the commercial inevitable and launched a comparatively straightlaced anthology that became one of their longest-running and most influential titles with the December 1951/January 1952 opening of The House of Mystery. When the hysterical censorship scandal which led to witch-hunting hearings was at its height, the mobs with pitchforks furore was adroitly curtailed by the industry adopting a castrating straitjacket of self-regulatory rules.

Horror titles produced under the aegis of the Comics Code Authority were sanitised, anodyne affairs in terms of Shock and Gore. However, since the appetite for suspenseful short stories was still high, in 1956 National introduced sister title House of Secrets which debuted with a November/December cover-date. Plots were dialled back into superbly illustrated, rationalistic, fantasy-adventure vehicles which would dominate the market until the 1960s when superheroes (which had begun sneaking back in 1956 after Julius Schwartz began the Silver Age of comics by reintroducing The Flash in Showcase #4), finally overtook them.

Green Lantern, Hawkman, The Atom and a slew of other costumed cavorters generated a gaudy global bubble of masked mavens which even forced the dedicated anthology suspense titles to transform into super-character split-books, with Martian Manhunter and Dial H for Hero monopolising House of Mystery whilst Mark Merlin – later Prince Ra-Man – sharing space with Eclipso in House of Secrets. When caped crusader craziness peaked and popped, Secrets was one of the first casualties, folding with #80, the September/October 1966 issue.

However, nothing combats censorship better than falling profits and by the end of the 1960s the Silver Age superhero boom was over, with many titles gone and some of the industry’s most prestigious series circling the drain…

This real-world Crisis prompted surviving publishers to loosen the self-imposed restraints against crime and horror comics. Nobody much cared about gangster titles at that juncture, but as the liberalisation coincided with another bump in public interest in all aspects of the Worlds Beyond, the resurrection of scary stories was a foregone conclusion and obvious no-brainer…

Even ultra-wholesome Archie Comics re-entered the field with a rather tasty line of Red Circle Chillers: a minor substrate they regularly return to with style and potency to this day.

Thus, with absolutely no fanfare at all, House of Secrets returned with issue #81 (August/ September 1969) just as big sister The House of Mystery had done a year previously. Under a bold banner declaiming “There’s No Escape From… The House of Secrets”, writer Mike Friedrich, Jerry Grandenetti & George Roussos introduced a ramshackle, sentient old pile in ‘Don’t Move It!’, after which Bill Draut limned the introduction of bumbling caretaker Abel (with a guest-shot by his murderous older brother Cain from HoM) in eponymous intro set-up fable ‘House of Secrets’. The portly porter then kicked off his storytelling career with Gerry Conway & Jack Sparling yarn ‘Aaron Philip’s Photo Finish!’ before the inaugural issue was put to bed with a Draut limned ‘Epilogue’…

HoS #82 was a largely Conway scripted affair as Draut drew both ‘Welcome to the House of Secrets’ and ‘Epilogue’, whilst cinema shocker ‘Realer Than Real’ was illustrated by Werner Roth & Vince Colletta. Written by Marv Wolfman, ‘Sudden Madness’ delivered a short sci fi saga via the brush of Dick Giordano, ere Conway regaled us with ‘The Little Old Winemaker’ (Sparling art): a salutary tale of murder and revenge. Wolfman – realised by Dick Dillin & Neal Adams – wowed again with ‘The One and Only, Fully-Guaranteed, Super-Permanent, 100%’: a darkly comedic tale of domestic bliss and how to get it…

After Draut & Giordano’s ‘Welcome to the House of Secrets‘ piece, superstar Alex Toth made his modern HoS debut with Wolfman-written fantasy ‘The Stuff That Dreams are Made Of’, and Mikes Royer & Peppe visualised sinister love-story ‘Bigger Than a Breadbox’ before Conway & Draut revived gothic menace for a chilling fable ‘The House of Endless Years’.

Conway & Draut maintained the light-hearted bracketing of the stories prior to #84, properly beginning with ‘If I Had but World Enough and Time’ (Len Wein, Dillin & Peppe), a cautionary tale about too much TV. Tensions grow with Wolfman & Sid Greene’s warning against wagering in ‘Double or Nothing!’ and Steve Skeates, Sparling & Jack Abel’s utterly manic parable of greed ‘The Unbelievable! The Unexplained!’, before Wein & Sparling mess with our dreams in ‘If I Should Die before I Wake…’

Cain & Abel acrimoniously open HoS #85, after which Wein & Don Heck disclose what happens to some ‘People Who Live in Glass Houses…’ whilst art-legend Ralph Reese limns Wein’s daftly ironic ‘Reggie Rabbit, Heathcliffe Hog, Archibald Aardvark, J. Benson Baboon and Bertram the Dancing Frog’…

John Costanza contributed a comedy page entitled ‘House of Wacks’ and Conway, Gil Kane & Adams herald the upcoming age of slick and seductive barbarian fantasy with gloriously vivid and vital ‘Second Chance’. Issue #86 featured the eerily seductive ‘Strain’ with art by George Tuska, powerful prose puzzler ‘The Golden Tower of the Sun’ – written by Conway with illustrations from Gray Morrow – after which the writer and Draut tug heartstrings and stun senses in the moving, moody madness of ‘The Ballad of Little Joe’. The issue ends with another episode of peripatetic, post-apocalyptic, ironic occasional series ‘The Day after Doomsday’, courtesy of Wein & Sparling.

Chatty introductions and interludes with Abel were gradually diminishing to make way for longer stories and experimental episodes like #87’s ‘And in the Darkness… Light’; subdivided into ‘Death Has Marble Lips!’, a sculptural shocker by Robert Kanigher, Dillin & Giordano; sinister sci fi scenario ‘The Man’ by Wolfman, Ross Andru & Mike Esposito, and excellent weird pulps pastiche ‘The Coming of Ghaglan’ by Raymond Marais & talented newcomer Michael William Kaluta. Much the same was #88’s dread duo ‘The Morning Ghost’ (Wolfman, Dillin & Frank Giacoia) and ‘Eyesore!’ by Conway & Draut.

The majority of covers were the magnificent work of Neal Adams but HoS #89 sports a rare and surprisingly effective tonal image by Irv Novick (albeit attributed here to Gray Morrow): a gothic romance special with period thrillers ‘Where Dead Men Walk!’ – drawn by Morrow – and ‘A Taste of Dark Fire!’ from Conway & Heck. This latter tale debuted Victorian devil-busting duo Father John Christian & Rabbi Samuel Shulman, who appeared far too infrequently in succeeding years (see also Showcase Presents the Phantom Stranger).

Tuska illustrated Skeates’ futuristic thriller ‘The Distant Dome’ in #90, whilst Wolfman, Rich Buckler & Adams described the short, sharp lives of ‘The Symbionts’, after which Mike Friedrich & Morrow end the SF extravaganza with the perplexing tale of ‘Jedediah!’ HoS #91 was almost entirely Conway scripted, leading with a South American revolutionary rollercoaster ‘The Eagle’s Talon!’, illustrated by Grandenetti & Wally Wood. Sparling limned faux-factual feature ‘Realm of the Mystics’, prior to writer/artist Sam Glanzman producing a potent parable of alienation in ‘Please, Don’t Cry Johnny!’ before Murphy Anderson wrapped up the wonderment with Conway’s deadly doppelganger drama ‘There are Two of Me… and One Must Die!’

Issue #92 was one of those rare moments in comics when all factors are in perfect alignment for a major breakthrough. Cover-dated June/July 1971, the 12th anthological issue of House of Secrets cemented the genre into place as industry leader as Len Wein & artist Bernie Wrightson produced a throwaway thriller set at the turn of the 19th century. Here, gentleman scientist Alex Olsen is murdered by his best friend and his body dumped in a swamp. Years later, his beloved bride – now the unsuspecting wife of the murderer – is stalked by a shambling, disgusting beast seemingly composed of mud and muck…

‘Swamp Thing’ was cover-featured – also eerily illustrated by Wrightson – striking an instant and sustained chord with the buying public. It was the bestselling DC comic of that month and reader response was fervent and persistent. By all accounts, the only reason there wasn’t an immediate sequel or spin-off was that the creative team didn’t want to produce one.

Eventually, however, bowing to interminable pressure, and with the sensible notion of transplanting the concept to contemporary America, the first issue of Swamp Thing appeared on newsstands in the spring of 1972. It was an instant hit and immortal classic.

The remaining pages in that groundbreaking HoS issue weren’t bad either, with Jack Kirby & Mark Evanier scripting psychodrama ‘After I Die’ for old Prize/Crestwood Comics stablemate Draut to illustrate, whilst ‘It’s Better to Give…’ – by Virgil North (AKA Mary Skrenes) provided an early chance for Al Weiss & Tony DeZuñiga to strut their superbly engaging artistic stuff. The issue ends with Conway & Dillin’s sudden shocker ‘Trick or Treat’…

House of Secrets #93 (August/September 1971) saw the title expand from 32 to 52 pages – as did all DC’s titles for the next couple of years – opening access to a magnificent hoard of new material wedded to the best of their prodigious archives for an appreciative, impressionable audience. Jim Aparo made his HoS debut in Skeates-scripted spook-fest ‘Lonely in Death’, and so did macabre cartoonist Sergio Aragonés in ‘Abel’s Fables’, after which the reprint bonanza began with ‘The Curse of the Cat’s Cradle’ (originally seen in My Greatest Adventure #85) stupendously depicted by Alex Toth.

Jack Abel’s ‘Nightmare’ was followed by golden oldie ‘The Beast from the Box’ – courtesy of Nick Cardy and House of Mystery #24 – after which Lore (Shoberg) contributed a page of ‘Abel’s Fables’ before the entertainment ended with John Albano & DeZuñiga’s chilling ‘Never Kill a Witch’s Son!’ rounding out the fearsome fun in period style. HoS #94 began by exposing ‘The Man with My Face’ (Sparling art) and Wein & DeZuñiga’s ‘Hyde… and Go Seek!’, whilst ‘The Day Nobody Died’ (George Roussos; Tales of the Unexpected #9) and ‘Track of the Invisible Beast!’ (Toth from HoM #109) provided vintage voltage before another Aragonés ‘Abel’s Fables’ and ‘A Bottle of Incense… a Whiff of the Past!’ by Francis (Gerry Conway) Bushmaster, Weiss & Wrightson closed proceedings in devilishly high style.

Albano & Heck showed domesticity wasn’t pretty in ‘Creature…’ before everybody got a nasty case of chills in ‘And Thing That Go Bump in the Night!’ (credited here to Sparling but probably Tuska & Win Mortimer) before ‘The Last Sorcerer’ (Bernard Baily from HoM #69) and ‘The Phantom of the Flames!’ – a rare DC illustration job for magnificent Marvel Mainstay Joe Maneely from HoM #71. The dark dramas close with Jack Oleck & Nestor Redondo’s ‘The Bride of Death’. HoS #95 also included a couple of Lore’s ‘Abel’s Fables’, a Sparling ‘Realm of the Mystics’ and a Wein/Sparling ‘Day after Doomsday’ vignette.

Oleck & Draut’s ‘World for a Witch’ opened the next peril-packed issue, followed by a high-tension, high-tech Toth reprint ‘The Great Dimensional Brain Swap’ (HoS #48) and Wein, Dillin & Jack Abel’s ‘Be it Ever So Humble…’ whilst Oleck & Wood’s ‘The Monster’ describes a different kind of horror. ‘The Indestructible Man’ (by master-draughtsman Bill Ely, originally in Tales of the Unexpected #12) closes the show. Also lurking within this issue is another agonisingly funny Aragonés ‘Abel’s Fables’ fun frolic…

The penultimate issue in this sparkling collection – incomprehensibly still the only way to affordably access these chilling classics – leads with Sparling’s classical creep-show ‘The Curse of Morby Castle’ after which Skeates & Aparo return to ‘Divide and Murder’ before Aragonés strikes again in ‘Abel’s Fables’. Blasts from the past ‘The Tomb of Ramfis’ (HoM #59, by the fabulous John Prentice) and ‘Dead Man’s Diary’ (drawn by Ralph Mayo for HoM #46) are demarcated by another trenchant Wein/Sparling ‘Day after Doomsday’, whilst José Delbo delineates manic monster-fest ‘Domain of the Damned’.

The last issue in this magnificent monochrome compendium opens with a glorious intro page from Mark Hanerfeld & Kaluta, after which the artist entrancingly illustrates Albano’s tough-as-nails-thriller ‘Born Losers’ and Toth illuminates ‘Secret Hero of Center City’ (originally seen in HoM #120). After one last Aragonés ‘Abel’s Fables’, Wein and Mikes Royer & Peppe reveal why ‘The Night Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore!’, and another John Prentice treat is served up in ‘The Fatal Superstition’ (HoM #35) before the legendary Adolfo Buylla celebrates the end of the affair in grisly fashion with ‘Happy Birthday, Herman!’

These terror-tales captivated the reading public and critics alike when they first appeared and it’s no stretch to posit that they probably saved DC during one of the toughest downturns in comics publishing history. Now their blend of sinister mirth, classic horror scenarios and suspense set-pieces can most familiarly be seen in such children’s series as Goosebumps, Horrible Histories and so many latterday imitators. If you crave beautifully realised, tastefully gore-light and splatter-free sagas of mystery and imagination, not to mention a huge supply of bad-taste, kid-friendly cartoon chills, book your stay at the House of Secrets as soon as you possibly can…

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