Chronicles of Conan vol 7: The Dweller in the Pool

Chronicles of Conan vol 7: The Dweller in the Pool 

By Roy Thomas, John Buscema and others (Dark Horse Books)
ISBN: 1-84576-028-X

Volume 7 (issues #43 – 51) begins with shorter tales ‘Tower of Blood’, ‘Of Flame and Fiend’, and the eerily memorable ‘Last Ballad of Laza-Lanti’ before concentrating the remainder of the book (originally six issues) on a protracted and loving adaptation of ‘Kothar and the Conjurer’s Curse’, originally penned by the prolific and justifiably legendary Gardner Fox, (if anybody deserves the title of Elder God of the comic book world it must be Fox!) with the cantankerous Cimmerian once again embroiled in a war between wizards and wading through totty and gore in equal amounts.

This is classic pulp/comic action in all its unashamed exuberance and should be a guilty pleasure for old time fans and newbies of all persuasion.

© 2005 Conan Properties International LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Grimjack: Killer Instinct

Grimjack: Killer Instinct 

By John Ostrander & Timothy Truman (IDW Publishing)
ISBN 1-9332-3915-8

Grimjack originally appeared during the American comic industry’s last great flourishing in the 1980’s. Created by Ostrander and Truman as a back-up feature for Mike Grell’s Starslayer it ran in issues #10-18 before swiftly winning his own title at First Comics. He almost survived the company’s demise more than a decade later. In a crowded marketplace, and almost irrespective of who was doing the drawing, this hard-boiled fantasy action strip was a watchword for quality entertainment.

John Gaunt, Grimjack, is a combination private eye, ronin and all-around problem solver just scratching out a living in the fantastic pan-dimensional city of Cynosure, a huge metropolis that touches every place in the multiverse at once. A combination of dry wit, dark edged fantasy, spectacular action and a willingness to take narrative risks won him a lot of loyal fans.

In Killer Instinct, Ostrander and Truman take us back to a time immediately preceding Grimjack’s first appearance to flesh out the character for the old lags whilst introducing newcomers to a fresh, vibrant anti-hero struggling against a number of corrupt power-mongers, including insane paramilitaries and expansionist vampire cliques, whilst trying to find his own way. There is action aplenty and tremendous style for fans of genre-crossing.

This volume lead to the publishing those past classics in trade paperback compilations. I hope that will eventually mean new material. Well? I’m waiting…

Contents © & ™ Nightsky Grimjack Rights and Production Vehicle (Four Wheel Drive Model), LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Chronicles of Conan vol 6: The Curse of the Golden Skull

Chronicles of Conan vol 6: The Curse of the Golden Skull 

By Roy Thomas, John Buscema and others (Dark Horse Books)
ISBN: 1-84023-983-2

When Dark Horse acquired the comic book publishing rights to Robert E. Howard’s legendary Barbarian they not only began issuing new monthly adventures and adaptations. Supplementing their excellent monthly Conan comic with these lavishly recoloured reprintings of the character’s Marvel run must have seemed something of a risk, but the stories here stand up remarkably well.

Volume 6 (collecting issues #35 – 42) is brimming with scurrilous rogues and scarce-clad maidens, and lot and lots of action, as scribe Roy Thomas continued his then practise of adapting not only Howard’s prose output, but also the cream of whatever other pulp fiction he could lay fair claim to.

John Buscema’s epic artwork absolutely shines in this format, even with the inking of Ernie Chan, whose efforts seem to be an acquired taste for many fans. There’s an added treat for art lovers of a more naturalistic temperament with ‘The Curse of the Golden Skull’. Originally this was a fill-in issue, but illustrated by legendary comics iconoclast Neal Adams. After reading the excellent-as-usual Afterword by the author I can only squirm at the realisation of what a naive and sheltered child I must have been when first I read this little gem!

Buscema and Chan return for ‘The Warrior and the Were-Woman’, adapted from Howard’s “The House of Arabu”, and the all-original ‘Dragon from the Inland Sea’, both fine swords-and-sandals yarns, but Rich Buckler’s pinch-hitter pencilling on ‘The Fiend from the Forgotten City’, plotted by Michael Resnick, suffers a notable lack of panache and verve. Buscema’s return for the new tale ‘The Garden of Death and Life’, and especially the final tale ‘Night of the Gargoyle’ – adapted from Howard’s “The Purple Heart of Erlik” – bring the book to a close on a spooky, action packed note.

These classic tales, chromatically enhanced, are superb examples of the graphic sword-and-sorcery genre. For sheer exuberant fun, you really can’t do much better.

© 2005 Conan Properties International LLC. All Rights Reserved.

The Cartoon Guide to Genetics

The Cartoon Guide to Genetics 

By Larry Gonick & Mark Wheelis (Harper Perennial)
ISBN 0-06-273099-1

The educational value of comics is often understated, not to say completely forgotten. Will Eisner produced reams of comic manuals for the US army and other government departments. Japan has a number of text books produced as comic strips, and has even released government reports as comic strips to get around public apathy to reading high volumes of public information. So do we, and so do the Americans. I’ve even produced one or two myself.

None of us, however, can hold a candle to Larry Gonick. Since the 1970s this cartoonist and all around clever chap has been using the strip medium to stuff learning and entertainment in equal amounts into the weary brains of jaded students with such tomes as The Cartoon History of the Universe, The Cartoon History of the United States and The “Cartoon Guide to…” series (Computers, Non-Communication, Physics, Statistics and the Environment) as well as the two under the hammer here.

He often teams up with a recognised expert for these volumes but never lets one goal override the other. Teach and Entertain.

The current edition of “…Genetics”, produced in conjunction with lecturer and author Mark Wheelis, is heavily updated from the one my wife used when a Genetics Student in London in the 1980s, but is still one of the most memorable text books I’ve ever ploughed through, providing a clear, concise, chronological and practical outline of the subject.

On finishing it I was more than ready to start splicing some genes, but I haven’t as yet because I’m still finishing that long letter to Marvel clarifying just what a Mutant actually is.

© 1983, 1991, 2007 Larry Gonick & Mark Wheelis. All Rights Reserved.

The Cartoon Guide to Sex

The Cartoon Guide to Sex 

Larry Gonick & Christine DeVault (Harper Perennial)
ISBN: 0-06-273431-8

Larry Gonick turned his scholar’s pen and pencil to socio-historical purposes with this volume. The Cartoon Guide to Sex, written with author and “family life educator” Christine DeVault, is a cross between a social science text and baseline civics book. With a humorous style that never descends into sleazy innuendo or prurient coyness, this book seems an ideal guide to all those tricky questions that novices to the world of sex, such as children, accidental parents and comic fans are afraid to deal with.

The drawing is as ever subversively funny and starts with the birds and the bees, gradually working its way up the food chain until it gets to us. And beyond.

Not once does the imparting of a fact descend into po-faced scientific euphemisms, and not even the most right-wing religious fundamentalist can point at a picture and say “This work of Satan is corrupting the Morals of our Youth”. Except they probably do, but softly, ‘cos it’s funny, and they don’t want to be laughed at.

Sex is placed both in proper historical and sensible modern contexts, alternate lifestyles are examined with no moral shading, and a great emphasis is placed on health and decent human behaviour.

That’s the plug. All of you reading this know (or at least imagine) that sex is exciting and enticing. Otherwise female crime-fighters wouldn’t show so much skin. This is not one of those comics. You will, however, learn a damned sight more than you will from Wonder Woman; you’ll be able to carry on a grown-up conversation with a normal human being about sex without snickering; and even if you don’t get some, you will have a laugh or two.

© 1999 Larry Gonick & Christine DeVault. All Rights Reserved.

The Flash: Blitz

The Flash: Blitz 

Geoff Johns, Scott Kolins, Phil Winslade & various (DC)
ISBN 1-84023-986-7

DC has well-polished machinery in place for repackaging their successes, ancient and modern. If a comic book generates massive sales there will be a collected edition, (often in a plethora of differently priced formats). If a storyline or mini-series garners critical approval despite low sales, expect a glossy paperback. If a new incarnation is hot, there will be an album of the issues that didn’t sell first time out. If Hollywood picks up an option, look for a tie-in (of which, see me after class).

And of course, some iconic characters deserve to be in a more substantial form for sheer posterity’s sake. Some stories are actually genuine classics.

If you were a comic fanatic and a gambler, you might stop buying the periodicals and simply wait for those spiffy book editions. But what if the publishers change policy or publish incomplete editions? If you were a discriminating fan looking just for the good stuff you’d be right in thinking a lot of material gets included simply because it’s next in the comics run and so doesn’t fit the page count requirements. A lot of mainstream comic books have even changed their production systems so that they are easier to collect into a volume. Which brings us to The Flash.

Specifically, Blitz (reprinting issues #192-200 of the monthly comic). The storyline continues from previous editions Rogues and Crossfire – so you’d better have read those first – and has the third (Wally West) incarnation of the Fastest Man Alive fight a seemingly endless parade of super-villains, whilst agonising over his pregnant wife, culminating in the newest retrofit of his beloved predecessor’s greatest foe, the “Reverse Flash” called “Zoom”. As I typed that I felt an almost irresistible urge to switch to upper case, To Bold Text, TO MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

And that, I suspect is the point. With my comic fan goggles on, and in comic fan terms, this is good stuff. Sharply written, enthrallingly drawn and designed to thrill the socks of the stunted eight year old in my head. Unfortunately he’s the one who dashed out every month and bought this off the racks of his comic shop. So why would he want a collected edition? Are there now enough comic fans out there that will wait for a trade paperback? If so, what are the monthly magazine sales figures like, now?

I couldn’t show this book to a visitor to my world. (I do this often. Many is the Civilian who’s gone away converted to Uncle Scrooge, Omaha the Cat-Dancer, Tin-Tin, Fables, Ex Machina, Lone Wolf and Cub, Asterix, Halo Jones, Sandman, Modesty Blaise, Charley’s War, Fat Freddy’s Cat, Crumb, Eisner or Spiegleman, or even Judge Dredd, Dan Dare, Dark Knight, Batman: Year One or Watchmen.)

This isn’t in that league, nor does it have that crossover appeal. The fans that support the character already have the story.

So, explain once more please: Why, exactly, is this a graphic novel?

© 2005 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Chronicles of Conan vol 5: The Shadow in the Tomb

Chronicles of Conan vol 5: The Shadow in the Tomb 

By Roy Thomas and John Buscema (Dark Horse Books)
ISBN: 1-84023-985-9

This volume, reprinting the original 1970s Marvel comic tales of Conan the Barbarian (issues #27 – 34), is the first all John Buscema package. He actually took over the drawing from Barry Windsor-Smith for the final chapters of the mega-epic ‘War of the Tarim’ – featured in the previous volume).

It features a much more “pulps” oriented style of episodic action – much of it based on writer Roy Thomas’ adaptations of R E Howard’s (and some other pulp writers) “heroic” rather than fantasy fiction. Also on show is the inking of long-time Conan illustrator Ernie Chua/Chan.

First up is ‘Blood of Bel-Hissar’, a tight tale of banditry, followed by the excellent Jungle horror story ‘Moon of Zembabwei’. ‘Two Against Turan’ sees Conan join the army of Howard’s analogue of an Arabic super-state (and how prescient was that?). The effete and ineffectual King Yildiz – father of Conan’s greatest human enemy, Yezdigerd – features in a tale that shows all of the barbarian’s most compelling qualities.

It is followed by ‘Hand of Nergal’, another mystic adventure and the first in this volume not taken directly from a Howard original, although it is from a Lin Carter novelette based on Howard’s notes.

‘Shadow in the Tomb’ has become something of an iconic Conan scenario due to the movies, but it’s a fairly standard monster and mayhem yarn. The chronicle concludes with a three chapter epic based on the novel Flame Winds by Norvell W. Page, author of most of the pulp adventures of The Spider, with Thomas substituting Conan for wandering crusader Prester John, and setting the tale in the fabulous Chinese equivalent of ‘Khitai’.

Despite the critical acclaim of the Windsor-Smith issues, the solid thriller tales represented here were the actual beginning of the sales phenomenon that Conan became. With the addition of glossy twenty-first century colouring techniques they read better than ever.

© 2004 Conan Properties International, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Albion: Origins

Albion: Origins 

By various (Titan Books)
ISBN 1-84576-000-X

Here’s another superb collection of British comic strips from the glory days of the 1960s courtesy of Titan Books, with thanks, I’m sure, to the profile-raising of the recent American Albion collection’s success (ISBN 1-84576-351-3).

Here we have four selections from the early careers of some of Britain’s weirdest comic strip heroes. Kelly’s Eye featured ordinary, decent chap Tim Kelly who possessed the mystical ‘Eye of Zoltec’, a gem that kept him free from all harm as long as held on to it. You won’t be surprised to discover that due to the demands of weekly boys adventures, Tim lost that infernal thing pretty darned often – and always at the most inopportune moment.

The spectacular artwork of Argentinean Francisco Solano Lopez was the major draw of this series, and the story reprinted here is of a Seminole Indian uprising threatening modern Florida. Complete with eerie evil with doctor, supernatural overtones from a demonic drum and consumer America imperilled, this story is a classic. Tom Tully and Scott Goodall were the usual scripters for this little gem.

And yes, due to the pressure of these weekly deadlines, occasionally fill-in artists had to pinch-hit a most British strip-series every now and then. Such was the breakneck pacing though, that we kids hardly even noticed and I doubt you will either, now. Still. If you are eagle-eyed you might spot such luminaries as Reg Bunn, Felix Carrion, Carlos Cruz, Franc Fuentesman, and Geoff Campion in this volume. But you probably won’t

House of Dolman was a curious blend of super-spy and crime-buster strip from Tully and the utterly wonderful Eric Bradbury. Dolman’s cover was a shabby ventriloquist (I digress, but an awful lot of our heroes were tatty and unkempt – we had “Grunge” down pat decades before the Americans made a profit out of it!) who had built specialised robots which he disguised as puppets. Using these as his shock-troops he waged a dark and crazy war against the forces of evil.

Featured here are a number of his complete 4 page thrillers wherein he defeats high tech kidnappers, protection racketeers, weapons thieves, blackmailers and the sinister forces of arch super-criminal ‘The Hawk’.

Janus Stark was a fantastically innovative and successful strip. Created by Tully for the relaunch of Smash in 1969, the majority of the art was from Solano Lopez’s studio, and the eerie moodiness well suited this tale of a foundling who grew up in a grim orphanage only to become the greatest escapologist of the Victorian age. The Man with Rubber Bones also had his own ideas about Justice, and would joyously sort out those scoundrels the Law couldn’t or wouldn’t touch. A number of creators worked on this feature which survived until the downsizing of the publisher’s comics division in 1975 – and even beyond – as Stark escaped oblivion when the series was continued in France – even unto Stark’s eventual death and succession by his son. We however, get to see his earliest feats and I for one was left hungry for more. Encore!

The last spot in the book falls to the Spooky Master of the Unknown, Cursitor Doom. This series is the unquestioned masterpiece of Eric Bradbury – an artist who probably deserves that title as much as his visual creation. Ken Mennell, who usually invented characters for other writers to script, kept Doom for himself, and the result is a darkly brooding Gothic thriller quite unlike anything else in comics then or since. If pushed, I’ll liken it most to William Hope Hodgson’s “Karnacki the Ghost Breaker” novelettes – although that’s more for flavour than anything else and even that doesn’t really cover it.

Doom is a fat, bald, cape-wearing know-it-all who just happens to be humanity’s last ditch defence against the forces of darkness. With his strapping young assistant Angus McCraggan and Scarab – a trained (or was it, perhaps, something more…?) – Raven, he destroyed without mercy any threat to our wellbeing. Represented here is the ‘Dark Legion of Mardarax’ as a cohort of Roman Soldiers rampages across the countryside, intent on awaking an ancient and diabolical monstrosity from the outer Dark!

These tales are a thrill for me because I first read them when I was just an uncomprehending nipper. So it’s an even bigger thrill now to realise that despite all the age, wisdom, and sophistication I can now muster, that these strips really were – and are – as great if not better, than most of the comics I’ve seen in fifty-odd years of reading.

© 2005 IPC Media Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

Tom Strong’s Terrific Tales Book 2

Tom Strong's Terrific Tales Book 2 

By Alan Moore, Steve Moore & Various (America’s Best Comics)
ISBN: 1-4012-0615-8

There’s a delicious zeitgeist permeating comics these days. There was a time in the comic industry when carnivorous copyright attorneys roamed the veldt, able, ready and so much more than simply willing to issue writs at the slightest pretence on behalf of one company against another, or even against small kids in the playroom who’d used half gnawed crayons to make Daddy a picture of Spider-Man. It seemed as if simply being drawn the same height as a company trademarked property was enough for the vultures to swing into a holding pattern.

Those days, it appears, are gone forever. Every company has now bought into a process where a thinly disguised ‘homage’ enables creators to access a greater, shared fantasy meta-culture, whether for unsanctionable guest shots, as cool foils such as “Doc Brass” or “the Four” in Warren Ellis and John Cassaday’s Planetary, or simply for its own sake as in Alan Moore’s ABC works like Tom Strong.

The second volume of Terrific Tales collects issues #7 – 12 of the comic series and features, as usual, short tales of Young Tom Strong’s early life by Steve ‘no relation’ Moore and Alan Weiss, pulp scienti-fiction romps with the outrageously upholstered Jonni Future (by Steve ‘still no relation’ Moore and Art Adams) and what can only be described as gloriously experimental outings from Alan Moore himself and a variety of top names.

Shawn McManus draws the memorable storybook fable ‘Blanket Shanty’, Jason Pearson illustrates ‘The Tom Strong Cartoon Hour’ whilst Michael Kaluta provides pictures for the prose ‘Millennium Memories’. The highlight for me is ‘Coloring Our Perceptions’ a wordless, primitivist strip spectacularly painted by Avant Garde cartoonist Peter Kuper, although it is a delicious delight to see Bruce Timm’s pastiching of comic book jungle girls trapped in a game preserve (‘Jungle is Massive’). Rounding out the pictorial radicalness is Peter Bagge’s particular brand of post-modern, urbane angst in the domestic chiller, ‘The Strongs’.

This is an interesting book for interesting times but I still can’t help but wonder what you feed Lawyers to keep ’em docile.

© 2005 America’s Best Comics, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Tom Strong’s Terrific Tales Book 1

Tom Strong's Terrific Tales Book 1 

By Alan Moore & Various (America’s Best Comics)
ISBN: 1-4012-0030-3

Supplementing the monthly adventures of Superman of Science Tom Strong was a monthly anthology title dedicated to short tales from that hero’s long and chequered career, including his youth on the lost island of Attabar Teru. Alongside were the well-upholstered adventures of Jonni Future, with the occasional comics experiment from some of the biggest names in comics.

This collection starts with an arctic thriller set in 1950, illustrated by the superb Paul Rivoche and scripted by Moore himself, as was the silent, whimsical romp ‘Tesla Time’ with pictures by Jaime Hernandez. Young Tom Strong ‘And the Fiend from the Forgotten Shore’ is a ghost story of sorts from artist Alan Weiss and British comics writer Steve “no relation” Moore, who also writes the traditionally evocative science bimbo Jonni Future, an outrageously pneumatic heroine who travels to the end of time via ‘The Halfway House’. The art here is Adams, Art Adams.

Alan and Paul return in issue #2 with ‘Live Culture’ as Strong and soviet counterpart Svetlana X thwart a multi-dimensional invasion on a space station, Steve and Arthur bring you Jonni Future and the ‘Moth-Women of the Myriad Moons’, and Steve and Mr. Weiss pit Young Tom against ‘The Thunderbirds of Attabar Teru’.

Jerry Ordway illustrates Alan Moore’s ‘The Rule of the Robo-Saveen’, and the usual suspects bring us Jonni Future and ‘The Seraglio of the Stars’ and Young Tom Strong ‘And the View Beyond the Veil’ in the third issue collected here.

Paul Rivoche returns for ‘Leap of Faith’, and Steve Moore writes ‘The Witch of the World’s End’ for Arthur Adams and ‘The Fairy of the Foam’ for Alan Weiss, whose regular assignments are Jonni Future and Young Tom Strong respectively.

Issue #5 brought the wonderfully experimental ‘Collect the Set’ from Alan Moore and Jason Pearson, wherein this entire tale of the Tom Strong Family is about and told in bubble-gum cards. The hero’s sapient Gorilla assistant stars in ‘King Solomon Pines’ by Leah Moore –actually a relation – and cartooning icon Sergio Aragones, and the issue concludes with a sharply funny tale of sexual exploration for Young Tom Strong in ‘The Mysteries of Chukulteh’ by the ever-popular S. Moore and A. Weiss.

The final issue features Tom Strong (by Alan Moore and Jerry Ordway), in the mind-bending ‘Goloka: the Heroic Dose’, Jonni Future visits ‘The Garden of the Sklin’ (S. Moore and Adams) and Young Tom Strong also visits the cerebral realms in ‘The Shadow of the Volcano’ (S. Moore and Weiss).

These tales are stuffed with nostalgic reinvention and familiar comic territories re-explored. Whether that has any meaning for new or young readers – and no, they aren’t necessarily the same thing – is largely irrelevant when the creators work this hard and are this good. Try it yourself and see.

© 2005 America’s Best Comics, LLC. All Rights Reserved.