By Robert Kanigher, Ross Andru, Mike Esposito & various (DC Comics)
ISBN: 978-1-4012-1559-0
In contrast to his gritty war and adventure scripts Robert Kanigher usually kept his fantasy and superhero comicbook tales light, visually intriguing and often extremely outlandish… and that’s certainly the case with these eccentric artificial heroes who briefly caught the early 1960’s zeitgeist for bizarre and outrageous light-hearted adventure.
The Metal Men first appeared in four consecutive issues of National/DC’s try-out title Showcase: legendarily created over a weekend by Kanigher after an intended feature blew its press deadline and rapidly rendered by the art-team of Ross Andru and Mike Esposito. This last-minute filler attracted a large readership’s eager attention and within months of their fourth and final adventure the gleaming gladiatorial gadgets were stars of their own title.
This first cheap and cheerful monochrome compendium collects the electrifying contents of Showcase #37-40, Metal Men #1-15 and the first of their nine team-up appearances in Brave and the Bold; specifically #55.
The alchemical excitement began in Showcase #37 (March-April 1962) with ‘The Flaming Doom!’ as an horrific radioactive antediluvian beast flew out of a melting polar glacier and began devastating humanity’s great cities. Helpless to stop the creature the American military desperately approached brilliant young technologist Dr. Will Magnus for a solution. He rapidly constructed a doomsday squad of self-regulating, highly intelligent automatons, patterned after Tina, a prototype sexy robot constructed from platinum and malleable memory ceramic, governed by a micro-supercomputer dubbed a “Responsometerâ€.
This miracle of micro-engineering not only simulates – or perhaps creates – thought processes and emotional character for the robots but constantly reprograms the base form – allowing the mechanoids to change and alter their shapes.
Magnus patterned his handmade heroes on pure metals, with Gold as leader of a tight knit team consisting of Iron, Lead, Mercury and Tin warriors. Thanks to their responsometers, each robot specialised in physical changes based on its elemental properties but due to some quirk of programming the robots also developed personality traits mimicking the metaphorical attributes of their base metal.
Tina is especially intransigent, believing herself passionately in love with her dashing creator…
As soon as they’ve introduced themselves, the shining squad sets off to confront the deadly monster in their flying rocket-saucer and after a terrible battle, succeed at the cost of their own brief lives…
In Showcase #38 a very public campaign to reconstruct the Metal Men resulted in Magnus building them anew. However their unique characters were gone and they promptly failed in battle against a Soviet backed Nazi scientist’s robotic marauder until the desperate Yankee inventor managed to recover their original responsometers in ‘The Nightmare Menace!’
‘The Deathless Doom!’ pitted the malleable machines against an animated glassine tank used to store toxic residues from failed experiments by genius chemist Professor Norton. The intermingled waste products combined to create a deadly new life form named Chemo who (which?) would become one of the greatest menaces of the DC universe…
The Showcase run concluded with ‘The Day the Metal Men Melted!’ (September-October 1962) when Chemo returned just as Magnus’ previous exposure to the Toxic Terror coincidentally transformed the inventor into a radioactive metallic giant. Acutely aware of his dangerous condition Magnus exiled himself to deep space and managed to take Chemo with him, where, luckily, the outer limits provided the valiant scientist with an unexpected cure…
Whereas the first three tales were relatively straight dramas, with this yarn rational physics began giving way to fantastic fringe science and the comedic elements began to proliferate. By increasingly capitalising on the Metal’s Men quirky characters, successive stories became as much fantasy as drama.
Metal Men #1 launched with an April-May 1963 cover-date and detailed the astonishing ‘Rain of the Missile Men’ in which alien robot Z-1 fell in love with Tina from astronomically afar and built innumerable hordes of duplicates of himself to taker for his prize. When his automaton army invaded Earth only Tina survived to the end of the issue…
At this Magnus was becoming increasingly schizophrenic about the desperately lovesick and fiercely jealous Tina, alternately berating her impossible emotions then moping and missing her after he’d donated the troublesome toy to a museum… Huh! Robot Women: can’t live with them, can’t…
Kanigher’s greatest ability was his knack for dreaming up outlandish visual situations and bizarre emotive twists. ‘Robots of Terror’ described how the frustrated Tina built her own mechanical Doc Magnus which turned evil and developed an equally iniquitous team of elemental warriors – Barium, Aluminium, Calcium, Zirconium, Sodium and Plutonium – to battle the recently reconstructed Metal Men, whilst #3’s ‘The Moon’s Mechanical Army!’ saw the team undertake a lunar search for the Platinum Bombshell after she sacrificed herself to save them all. In the process they inadvertently brought an uncontrollable amoebic monster back to Earth…
Tin was the meekest Metal and most lacking in confidence, but in ‘The Bracelet of Doomed Heroes!’ an Giant-Alien-Robot-Amazon-Queen took a shine to the timid tyke and abducted him to her distant world. When his alchemical comrades came to the rescue they were trapped and enslaved until Tin turned the tide in the concluding ‘Menace of the Mammoth Robots!’
Back on Earth the Metal Men battled a Gas Gang (Oxygen, Helium, Chloroform Carbon Monoxide and Carbon Dioxide) of evil mechanical marauders after cosmic rays made Magnus evil and electronic on ‘The Day Doc Turned Robot!’ after which ‘The Living Gun!’ found a fully restored team facing a colossal monster formed from a runaway solar prominence.
Metal Men #8 had the team take a little blind boy on a jaunt to another world only to become trapped by extraterrestrial robots in ‘The Playground of Terror!’ before young Billy saved the day in the concluding battle with ‘The Robot Juggernaut!’
‘Revolt of the Gas Gang!’ found Doc forced to revive the vaporous mechanical villains when the Metal Men were accidentally merged into a monolithic menace, after which the tightly continuous sagas briefly halt here to include a team-up tale from Brave and the Bold #55 (August September 1965) in which writer Bob Haney and illustrators Ramona Fradon & Charles Paris detail the ‘Revenge of the Robot Reject’.
When a series of suspicious lab accidents destroyed the Heavy Metal Heroes, distraught Doc Magnus was menaced by rogue robot Uranium and its silver metal lover Agantha until size-changing champion Professor Ray Palmer intervened as the all-conquering Atom, after which the scrap-heap scrappers were once more resurrected to end the evil automaton’s nuclear threat forever.
Meanwhile, back in Metal Men #11, by the usual suspects of Kanigher, Andru & Esposito, ‘The Floating Furies!’ found the resourceful robots both upon and beneath the briny seas battling intelligent mines, giant crustaceans and even King Neptune, before Z-1’s inexhaustible horde of Missile Men returned to ‘Shake the Stars!’ after which the ‘Raid of the Skyscraper Robot’ introduced a new Metal Man… of sorts. When lonely Tin built himself a girlfriend from a toy kit, neither was able to withstand the mockery of fellow metal Mercury. The automatic lovers fled Earth only to encounter a devastated mobile planet of monolithic mechanical monsters which followed them back here – only to face final defeat at the gleaming hands of the reunited team.
Chemo returned to disable but never defeat the Metal Men in #14’s ‘The Headless Robots!’ and this initial instalment of elemental epics concludes with ‘The Revenge of the Rebel Robots!’ in which the fad for acronymic spy stories pitched the Sterling Squad into combat with a giant spy machine from the subversive secret society B.O.L.T.S.! (…and no, I don’t know what it stands for…)
Wildly imaginative, weirdly enthralling and brilliantly daft, these full-on, frantic fantasies are a superb slice of the nostalgic good old days, when every day lasted a week and the world was stuffed to bursting with dinosaurs, robots and monsters. Sometimes, if you buy the right book, you can still get all those thrills at once…
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