By Justin Gray & Jimmy Palmiotti, Zeb Wells, Al Rio, Clay Mann, Scott Koblish, Tom Palmer & Terry Pallot (Marvel)
ISBN 978-1-7851-2363-6
After a TV reality show starring actual superheroes went hideously wrong and resulted in the deaths of hundreds of children in Stamford, Connecticut, popular opinion turned massively against masked crusaders. The Federal government quickly mandated a scheme to licence, train and regulate all metahumans but the plan split the superhero community, and an indignant, terrified general populace quivered as a significant faction of their former defenders refused to surrender their autonomy – and in many cases, anonymity – to the bureaucratic vicissitudes of the Super-Human Registration Act.
The Avengers and Fantastic Four, bedrock teams of the Marvel Universe, fragmented with “brother pitted against brotherâ€. As the conflict escalated it became clear to all involved that the increasingly bitter fighting was for souls as much as lives.
Both sides battled for love of Country and Constitution and both sides knew they were right. At the heart of that savage battle of ideologies, bionic-armed detective Misty Knight and her ninja-trained partner Colleen Wing put together a squad of new and accomplished warriors to do some real good during the worst of times…
Knight and Wing – AKA the Daughters of the Dragon – are former associates of Power Man & Iron Fist, and initially revived their old firm Heroes for Hire to apprehend metas who refused to comply with the SHRA. However their new squad – reformed thief Black Cat, Kung Fu Master Shang-Chi, insect avatar Humbug, Atlantean strongman Orka, bloodthirsty martial artist Tarantula and super-mercenary Paladin – soon all found themselves at odds with the tricky path they were following as their promised role (only apprehending villains) began to suffer increasing “mission creepâ€â€¦
Moreover as they tracked their sanctioned targets, a deadly menace from the past was hunting them…
This collection, gathering issues #6-10 of the second Heroes for Hire comicbook series (from March-July 2007), saw the already tarnished team seek to survive financially hard times following a split with their S.H.I.E.L.D. paymasters – even if it meant not being too picky about their clients…
Most innocuous of these was little genius Billy who offered the entire contents of his piggybank if the Heroes would help him recover his robot friend Vic from super-villains who had stolen him…
Almost simultaneously a more lucrative case materialised when shady Diamond District enforcer Louis Kravits came looking for metahuman help and forced Misty to split the squad in ‘Guns, Gems, Robots and Terrorists!’
Most of the team would concentrate on a gang of power-armoured gem-thieves and their hidden high-tech supplier, whilst a less-than-thrilled Humbug would render whatever assistance deemed necessary to reunite Billy with his ambulatory toy.
It would prove to be a truly disastrous misallocation of resources…
As Misty’s squad hunts for the exultant and overconfident thieves and their loot, Humbug learns just why little kids are such a trial; convinced he’s on a wild goose chase until his billions of arthropod eyes scattered throughout the city lead them to a certain sewer where the ludicrously lethal Headmen are hidden. They have just finished reprogramming Vic, a damaged and discarded killer Doombot…
The Headmen were initially a trio of thematically linked scientists and savants, all “stars†of Marvel’s pre-superhero fantasy anthologies, grouped together by the late, great Steve Gerber in The Defenders. With the inclusion of the weirdly salacious Ruby Thursday, compulsive rogue surgeon Arthur Nagan (whose obsession with brain transplants took a decidedly outré turn when his gorilla test-subjects rebelled and wreaked a darkly ironic revenge upon him), body hopping, quadriplegic mystic Chondu and near-as-dammit boneless scientist Jerry Morgan, they became a macabre cadre of skull-stealing mercenary maniacs who seemed to perpetrate wickedness just because they could…
As the bulk of Heroes for Hire thrash the tooled-up robbers and subsequently track their exo-suits to a ship in Brooklyn, the seriously overmatched Humbug is captured and subjected to Nagan’s latest surgical atrocity…
Aboard ship Misty’s group is ambushed by their prey – revealed as old Avengers foes Grim Reaper and Man-Ape, augmented by a female terrorist named Saboteur – and awaken to find themselves trapped with a downward-counting nuke…
Zeb Wells replaced Justin Grey & Jimmy Palmiotti as scripter with issue #8 as, never daunted, the Heroes save New York and get rid of the bomb, but, whilst following a paper-trail to their enemies, receive a bizarre cry for help from Humbug’s insect minions. Dividing the H4H stalwarts, Misty sends Shang-Chi, Orka and business manager Otis after the missing bug-wrangler whilst she leads the women on a “Girls’ Night Out†to crush the Reaper and his “Death-Cadreâ€â€¦
Tragically one of the boys just cannot take the Headmen and their shabby robot seriously and pays a fatal price, driving the Master of Kung Fu to a shameful lack of restraint and uncanny depths of violence as he avenges his fallen comrade and the cruel damage done to Humbug…
Worst of all neither gig actually results in a payoff, a fact disgraced former member Paladin exploits when he shows up with well-paying, uncomplicated “clean†case…
Nobody has seen the mercenary since he betrayed them all and tried to sell their friend Captain America to the Government (for refusing to comply with the Super-Human Registration Act in Heroes for Hire: Civil War) but now the glib gladiator has an offer they simply can’t refuse: capturing a proto hominid specimen from the primeval Savage Land and delivering him safely to scientists desperate to examine his uniquely untainted genes.
The boffins are offering each member of the snatch squad a million dollars…
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s science division are frantic to get their hands on the diminutive Homo Habilis but he is best-buddies pals with a fiercely protective crimson Tyrannosaur – which old-time fans will recognise as Jack Kirby’s outrageously cool adventure heroes Devil Dinosaur and sidekick Moonboy…
Outvoted, the still furious Misty can only go along with her team as they head to Antarctica and an antediluvian nightmare (with Al Rio surrendering the pencilling chores to Clay Mann for #9-10)…
The Savage Land is a fantastic repository of creatures from Earth’s most distant epochs, and even as his team-mates are attacked by beasts – and beast-men – Humbug is taken by insects long-vanished from the rest of the world, leaving his friends to believe him dead and eaten…
Completely out of their depth, the Heroes soon accomplish their distasteful mission but find themselves in deadly danger from the flora and fauna of the perilous paradise until Humbug reappears to save them.
He is completely changed: no longer the whiny clown they knew. Powerful, confident and slightly frightening, he informs them that they must all return to New York immediately to fight a threat to the entire planet, However the team have no idea what the ancient insect masters of Earth have transformed their oafish ally into…
This bombastic book also includes a cover gallery by Billy Tucci, Mark Sparacio & Mike Golden to cap a splendidly gritty, witty, funny, fast-paced and spectacularly action-packed, menu of menace and manic adventure to delight all older fans of Fights ‘n’ Tights fiction.
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