Hellblazer: Freezes Over

Hellblazer: Freezes Over

By Brian Azzarello, Marcelo Frusin, Guy Davis & Steve Dillon (Vertigo)
ISBN 1-84023-531-4

Brian Azzarello continues his blending of Noir and urban horror in this collection of tales reprinted from issues #157-163 of the monthly comic from DC’s Vertigo imprint, and as usual in his world, the human heart is still the nastiest place of all.

Making his way across the American hinterlands after the unsettling events in the hillbilly hellhole of Doglick (Good Intentions – ISBN: 1-84023-433-4), Machiavellian magician Constantine walks into a bar and finds Agent Turro, the Fed who sprung him from prison (Hard Time ISBN: 1-84023-255-2). Their loaded conversation determines Constantine’s next destination. The Scouse of Mystery is headed for a showdown in Highwater (ISBN: 1-84023-861-5) but for the most part he fades into the background of this sharp shaggy dog story of dark suspense as three guilty bar-flies steal the show, waiting for an inexorable doom to find them. ‘…And Buried’ is by Azzarello and Steve Dillon, a powerful exercise in diversion and suggestion that acts as set-up and prologue for the tense main feature.

‘Freezes Over’ is a tale of claustrophobic bondage. A bunch of ordinary folks are trapped in a diner by heavy snows and just pass the time until the weather clears. The idle chatter softens as a young family staggers in, though, as nobody wants to upset their little girls. In this weather, nobody’s able to drive, so when the scary Englishmen walks in the nervous patrons are pretty spooked. But he’s the least of their problems…

There’s a car in the parking lot. In it is a corpse, with a four-foot long icicle driven through his chest. The panic that ensues is not that of a simple murder though. This wilderness country has a legendary heritage. ‘The Iceman’ is a mythical bogeyman who has legendarily killed and vanished over the years. Is he real after all, or is the problem just a common or garden psychopath?

The final nail in this cold coffin comes in the shape of three hard desperate men who have their own secret, which they’re prepared to protect with guns even as their boss is slowly bleeding to death…

Marcelo Frusin draws a moody, tense time-bomb of a tale, and similarities to Archie Mayo’s classic 1936 movie masterpiece The Petrified Forest aside, this cold concoction is an edgy delight even without the supernatural overtones that keep the reader guessing until the very end.

The volume concludes with an exhilarating look into the punk-rock days of young Johnny Constantine, courtesy of Azzarello and Guy Davis. ‘Lapdogs and Englishmen’ is a frantic flashback to London at the end of the 1970s. John and his nearly-men band-mates from “Mucous Membrane” become involved with a crazy American millionaire who wants a clock that can predict the future. For the young, drunk and stupid kids, the caper seems like a doddle, but the sinister undercurrent that pervades the scene escapes all the participants, and the real key to the future is safe where no one wants to look… until it’s too late. This pacy, poignant two-parter is loaded with revelation and foreboding, making it by far the best thing in this book.

The horror and power in this volume is all derived from the various deadly effects of anticipation. Azzarello used his run on Hellblazer to dissect the working principles of the graphic horror narrative and thus moved it beyond the simple clichés of goblins and beasties. Hellblazer is one of the best graphic series in print. If you’re not a fan you should give it a try and thus become one.

© 2001 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

The Adventures of Jo, Zette & Jocko

THE VALLEY OF THE COBRAS

Valley of the Cobras

By Hergé, translated by Leslie Lonsdale-Cooper & Michael Turner (Egmont UK)
ISBN 13: 978-1-4052-1244-1

The last completed adventure of the adventurous and capable Legrand family came out in the 1950’s, when Hergé was at the peak of his creative powers. Although he found the concept a difficult one to work with, devoid of the opportunities for satire or social commentary, the wholesome adventurism of this series – created at the request of a Catholic priest – still provides thrilling and funny entertainment for kids of all ages. Father Courtois, the director of the French weekly newspaper Coeurs Vaillants (‘Valiant Hearts’) wanted an inspirational serial to promote family values and this is just what Hergé delivered – albeit at tremendously infrequent intervals.

Whilst vacationing in the Alps, the children Jo and Zette inadvertently fall foul of the whimsical and capricious Maharajah of Gopal, who is infuriated that they are better skiers than he. Matters worsen when Jo accidentally hits the Maharajah with a snowball.

The spoiled, rich bully’s appalling behaviour escalates until eventually their father Jacques administers a long overdue spanking to the middle-aged potentate which completely changes his attitude. The much friendlier Maharajah engages the engineer to construct a bridge across the fabled Valley of the Cobras that divides his mountainous kingdom. As the family embark for the sub-continent all are unaware that the villainous Prime Minister of Gopal has colluded with a greedy Fakir to sabotage the project…

Begun in 1939 but shelved for nearly two decades, this is a light exuberant adventure, full of thrills and packed with laughs, executed with the captivating artistry that has made Tintin a global phenomenon. This is a book any child will adore.

© 1957, 2007 Editions Casterman, Paris& Tournai. All Rights Reserved.
English text © 1986, 2005 Egmont UK Limited. All Rights Reserved.

How to Draw and Sell Comic Strips

Wondering, “WHAT SHALL I GET HIM FOR CHRISTMAS?”

How to Draw and Sell Comic Strips

By Alan McKenzie (Titan Books)
ISBN: 1-84576-076-X

The latest edition of this excellent How To… is totally revamped for the digital age and computer-literate creator, whilst never forgetting that everything, Everything, EVERYTHING starts with the basics.

Sub-titled Content, Layout, Style, Colour and Presentation, this volume takes the reader through easy to assimilate stages with equal attention paid to fundamental principles such as page size and proportion and exacting details like which software and programs produce the best value for your budget.

Beginning with a brief history of comics, the book covers basic elements (equipment, workspace, format, covers, figures, motion and perspective), storytelling (script, pacing, format, breakdowns and layouts with samples), drawing the story (penciling, characters, design, expression and posture, background and composition, inking, marks and textures), lettering and colour (the full course from rulers and brushes to the latest digital techniques), and selling your work.

This last chapter is perhaps the most useful, drawing as it does on the author’s decades of experience as both freelance writer and as editor of magazines as varied as Starburst and 2000AD. Lavishly illustrated throughout, with many of the accompanying pictures purpose-created by long-time collaborator Steve Parkhouse, this book is a must-have companion for aspiring creators who know this is a serious, skilled – and technical – Business, and not a soft option for the lazy or indolent dreamer.

© 2005 Quarto Publishing Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Breathtaker

Breathtaker

By Mark Wheatley & Marc Hempel (Vertigo)
ISBN 1-56389-163-8

This lost classic from the early days of the Vertigo imprint is still one of their best and most innovative. The always excellent Wheatley and Hempel here relate a tale of love and horror in a dazzling variety of novel narrative and graphic techniques, but never let the experimentation obscure the storytelling as they explore the remarkable life of Chase Darrow, a girl with a big secret.

This pretty but unremarkable lass is, literally, irresistible to men, and deeply unhappy with the situation. She’s simply not the kind of girl to take advantage of her quirky attractiveness, and besides, if she becomes physically intimate with anyone, her body draws all the life-energy out of them. If she isn’t very careful they will swiftly age and die.

So compelling is she however, that even knowing the risks men willingly sacrifice themselves for her – and to her. Moreover her growing need for them – both physically and emotionally, is driving her to the brink of suicide. When her latest flame burns out too publicly to conceal, she is forced to flee, pursued by the US Government (which knows more about her origins than she does) in the form of their manufactured and heavily merchandised Public Superhero “The Man”.

Her pursuit, capture and escape are fast-paced and thrilling, but the real meat of the tale is the superb characterisation of the many and various fully rounded participants. How this insurmountable dilemma spirals to a logical and powerful conclusion is a adult fan’s delight – this thoughtful drama has lots of nudity and sex so if you’re easily offended don’t read it – and a lot of what you’re reading now owes thanks to this ground breaking series.

With edged barbs at spin-doctors, the media, Government intrusion and a thoroughly modern take on love and life, this cynical, savvy, blackly comic satire is compelling, thrilling and deeply moving. Those who first read it as a four part mini-series might be interested to discover that the creators revised the original, perhaps obscurist ending for this compilation. A great treat for modern lovers.

© 1990 Mark Wheatley and Marc Hempel. All Rights Reserved.

Aragones 3-D

Aragones 3-D

By Sergio Aragones, with 3-D by Ray Zone (3-D Zone)
ISBN 0-925300-00-4

Since I’m all about everything to do with comics I’ve dredged up this wonderful piece of eye-candy. It is both a splendid example of the periodic fascination our industry has with the somewhat hit-or-miss print process of Three-Dimensional reproduction, and also a superb short collection of the sardonic pictorial lunacy of one of the modern world’s greatest cartoonists.

Both in comic narrative and the infinitely more strenuous field of gag-cartooning Sergio Aragones has produced a vast volumes of excellent work. His darkly skewed sensibilities and grasp of the cosmically absurd, wedded to a totally unique drawing style and frankly terrifying professional discipline have made his (usually) silent doodles a vibrant proof of the maxims that laughter is universal and a picture is worth a thousand words.

This little book features more than sixty of his best, many embracing the theme of 3-D itself, but all dipped in the grim wit of the cynic and absurdist. Shove on your specs and see the gags just jump out at you.

© 1989 Sergio Aragones. All Rights Reserved.

Cosmic Odyssey

Cosmic Odyssey

By Jim Starlin, Mike Mignola, Carlos Carzon & Steve Oliff (DC Comics)
ISBN 1-56389-051-8

Here’s a good old-fashioned piece of super-hero fluff built to shock and awe the ten-year-old in all of us. Originally a four-part miniseries, this stellar melodrama teams Superman, Batman, some of Jack Kirby’s greatest creations plus a few other superheroic aliens in a classical interplanetary slugfest to save the entire Milky Way galaxy from the depredations of a malevolent sentient Concept out of the Great Beyond.

Jim Starlin’s plot is light but the action and drama are top-notch, especially when depicted by the magnificent pre-Hellboy Mike Mignola. With The Demon and Darkseid involved, betrayal and disaster are never far away but the double-dealing and tragedy still result in glorious triumph.

Fast fun, mind-boggling adventure and the inevitable victory of everything good, it’s what all feel-good fantasy should be like… Buy it and be a wide-eyed kid all over again.

© 1988, 2003 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Ultimate Spider-Man, Vol 4: Legacy

Ultimate Spider-Man, Vol 4: Legacy

By Brian M. Bendis, Mark Bagley & Art Thibert (Marvel)
ISBN: 0-7851-0968-4

After Marvel’s problems of the mid 1990s, the company came back swinging, and one new concept was the remodelling and modernising of their core characters for the new youth culture. The ‘Ultimate’ imprint abandoned the monumental continuity that had been Marvel’s greatest asset and the company’s major characters were given a separate universe to play in and makeovers to appeal to a contemporary, 21st century audience.

As the Ultimate wall crawler ended his second year the characters had stabilised, the relationships had crystallised and everybody concerned accepted that the series was here for the long haul. Bendis, Bagley and Thibert were beyond the experimental stage and were crafting stories in their teen-friendly soap-opera that could aspire to something other than novelty value.

This sequence (originally printed as issues #22-27 of the monthly comic) features the return of Norman Osborn, the insane millionaire industrialist whose experiments led to the creation of Spider-Man. Believed killed as the mutated Green Goblin, he is back, and knows Peter Parker’s secrets. He also intends to make Peter his accomplice, if not slave, and threatens Parker’s nearest and dearest to get his way.

Luckily Nick Fury steps into the picture. Running covert agency S.H.I.E.L.D., Fury is responsible for handling superhuman affairs for the government. Unable to tackle Osborn himself, Fury will safeguard the innocents and give Spider-Man free rein to deal with the deranged and vengeance-crazed Goblin. All Peter needs to do is beat the most dangerous super-maniac in the world….

And even if he wins, he’s only got until he turns eighteen before he’s legally an adult and Fury can legally draft him. How different is it to be owned by a millionaire madman or an elected one?

Frenetic and compelling, the charisma of the misunderstood outsider fuels this readable pot-boiler of teen-angst and school-daze. Light but addictive, and stuffed with hot chicks, this glossy super-soap brings good comics to the post-literate generation.

© 2000, 2001 Marvel Characters, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Hairy Mary

Hairy Mary

By Craig Conlan (Slab-O-Concrete)
ISBN: 1-899866-12-4

This vibrant and engaging little minx is a wonderful antidote to all those stuffy, ponderous melodramas and teen-angst soaps. Hairy Mary is a fun-loving lass with magical hair which can do anything she wants. What she usually wants is fun and confectionery, but that never stops her from having bright, breezy and surreal adventures in a world uniquely suited to her and brilliantly depicted by the tremendously talented Craig Conlan, in what he calls his “Bubblegum Drag Manga” style. Just one cautionary note – all this jollity is aimed at big kids: If you can’t vote yet, you’d best check with a responsible adult first.

In this first volume she defeats Dragzilla whilst on a desperate search for biscuits, battles sentient – but Evil – cake at a party in ‘Happy Birthday, Megabucket!’ and thwarts that ice-cream stealing little yob Crabula in the beach-bash ‘Gazpatcho!’.

Before a hilarious and eerily charming Mr Men spoof ‘Hairy Miss Mary’ riotously ends the hi-jinks, there’s even the hirsute hero-ette’s special recipe for the delicious aforementioned cold soup treat; extra added value in this glorious package of fat-free fun, fun, fun.

C’mon, Get Some!

© 1998 Craig Conlan. All Rights Reserved.

Chandler

Chandler 

(aka FICTION ILLUSTRATED VOLUME 3)
By Steranko (Byron Preiss Visual Publications Inc/Pyramid Books)
ISBN: 0-515-04241-2

Steranko is an artist with many strings to his bow. Whether as publisher, typographer, graphic designer, artist, storyteller, historian, or musical performer he has excelled. As a magician and escapologist he found celebrity and even inspired Jack Kirby to create the Super Escape Artist Mister Miracle, but it’s as a comics creator that he has most memorably succeeded.

With Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. he revolutionised the telling of graphic stories. His retro-revisionist take on Captain America is reverently remembered nearly forty years later and his experimental forays in Marvel’s horror and romance titles were high-points in style, and cinematic design.

He left Marvel to pursue his other interests and began the publication Mediascene Prevue but has returned occasionally to the comic medium. In partnership with Byron Preiss he created this experimental form of the graphic novel that is a vivid tribute to the hard-boiled detective and film noir genres, if not altogether to the tastes of the contemporary comics consumer.

Chandler is a private eye, in the iconic myth-country of 1940’s New York City, where one night a desperate man comes looking for someone to find his killer. Bramson Todd saw a mob hit and has somehow been poisoned because of it. With seventy-two hours to live he wants proactive revenge, and as well as a vast amount of money he offers Chandler the chance to save the other three witnesses from the same fate or worse.

The familiar iconography of the seedy, noble gumshoe is augmented by two-fisted action, flying bullets, sundry thugs and scoundrels, memorable, glamorous women and a ticking clock in this loving and effective pastiche, but the stumbling block for many readers will be the unconventional format of this book.

Each page is divided into two columns – in the manner of the classic pulps – with each column comprising an illustration above a block of accompanying text. Despite Steranko’s superb draughtsmanship and design skill (some spreads form extended visual continuities with four single pictures becoming one large illustration) there is an element of separation between prose and picture that can take a little adapting to. Nevertheless even after three decades this is still a powerful tale, well told and worth any extra effort necessary to enjoy it. Another contender for immediate reissue, I think…

This book was released in both full-sized graphic novel and pocket digest editions.

© 1976 Byron Preiss Visual Publications Inc.
The character Chandler © 1976 James Steranko.

American Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey Pekar

American Splendor: The Life and Times of Harvey Pekar 

By Harvey Pekar & various (Titan Books)
ISBN: 1-84023-787-2

Before finding relative fame in the 21st century, Harvey Pekar occupied that ghastly niche so good at trapping the truly creative individual: Lots and lots of critical acclaim, the occasional heart-breakingly close brush with super-stardom, but never actually getting enough ahead to feel secure or appreciated.

One of those aforementioned brushes came in 1980s with the release of a couple of compilations of selected strips by mainstream publisher Doubleday that even to this day are some of his most powerful, honest and rewarding. With art by some of his most individualistic collaborators including Kevin Brown, Gregory Budgett, R. Crumb, Gary Dumm and Gerry Shamray, and selected from a most adventurous decade, these tales of working life, self-esteem, achievement and failure, religion, the media, Nazi atrocity and survivor’s guilt, the value of friends and colleagues, getting on with women, not to mention his constant re-examination of his own creative worth and self are even now a superb insight into the mind and heart of a truly original comics creator.

With these two books reprinted in one splendid package the reader has another chance to see the humour, confusion and frustration of being an American thinker in a world that simply doesn’t value brains and spirit anymore.

Compulsive, brilliant stuff, and if there’s any justice, incurably infectious and addictive too.

© 1976-1986, 2004 Harvey Pekar, LLC. All Rights Reserved.