Oh My Goddess! Vol 5

Oh My Goddess! Vol 5

By Kosuke Fujishima (Titan Books)
ISBN: 978-1-84576-506-4

This is a classic example of a Japanese story genre which uses a fantasy framework and derives humour from embarrassment and loss of conformity. Nerdy student Keiichi Morisato dials a wrong number one night and connects to the Goddess Technical Help Line. Beautiful and powerful Belldandy materialises in his room, offering him one wish, and he geekily asks that she never leave him. This traps her on Earth, and in fact she is even unable to move too far from his physical proximity.

The college society he pledged to – the Nekomi Institute of Technology Motor Club – are a bunch of maniacs, always spending his money and getting him into trouble, his little sister is always nosing around, the campus queen, Sayoko, inexplicably has the hots for him, and to top it all, Belldandy’s sister Urd – an even more powerful goddess – has decided to make him her pet project.

This volume sees yet another milestone in Keiichi’s inevitable descent into madness, ulcers and baldness when not only the demonic and sexy Mara but Urd too attempts to sabotage Belldandy’s Valentine gift. Then the obnoxious younger sister Goddess Skuld moves in, almost ending the World with her Celestial programming glitches and accidentally turns the hapless boy into a Black Hole.

But nothing could prepare him for the cataclysmic events when wicked Urd turns full-on EVIL…

When you’re a lazy slacker who just wants a hassle free life, you should be careful what you wish for. This fifth collection of Kosuke Fujishima’s brilliant and beautiful comedy of errors is a frantic yet gentle miracle of quality entertainment that can’t fail to bring a smile to a jaded comic palate.

This book is printed in the ‘read-from-back-to-front’ manga format.

English language translation © 2007 Dark Horse Comics, Inc.

Time2: The Epiphany

Time2: The Epiphany

By Howard Chaykin, with Ken Bruzenak & Steve Oliff (First Comics)
ISBN: 0-915419-07-6

Do you like a challenge? Does superb art and design push your buttons? Can you fall in love with style even if the content is obscure, truncated or even possibly absent? Then you should track down Time2

Howard Chaykin has his own personal version of Wonderland. It’s usually night-time there, looks like New York circa 1955, is powered by magic and super-science and there’s Jazz music everywhere. There Gangster-Chic rubs expensively tailored shoulders with Corporate carpet-baggers. It’s always hot and so are all the characters who smoulder with Passion and Style. There’re hookers and bagmen and politicos and bible-thumpers. And then there are the Guys we’d like to be…

This is total-immersion comic-bookery. As Chaykin moved from producing his landmark American Flagg! series to explore other projects, he ended his run with a one-shot special that saw the jaded future-cop transported to another time and place just in time to celebrate a truly extraordinary Holiday. The concepts and characters of that special resurface in this unbelievably dense and intense thunderbolt of graphic bravado that is best inhaled rather than read. It is Chaykin’s ultimate personal expression of his interests to date. In an interview he called it “a magic realist-fantasy fiction of my life” although he might regret that now. It is utterly mesmerising, but it’s not an easy read.

In that up-tempo other place a serial killer is loose. He stalks the streets murdering the sex-robots known as Taxi-dancers. The human model for the pleasure-droids is that formidable Bitch Shalimar Hussy – who isn’t nearly grieving enough at the suicide of her latest husband Cosmo Jacobi, a nightclub owner with a secret stake in the super-profitable R.U.R. robotics company. Feisty reporter Pansy Matthias smells a scoop, but is startled to find missing gadabout Maxim Glory is back in town. When Cosmo was the hottest Sax-man alive, Maxim was his wing-man and her boyfriend, but now he claims he’s the executor of Jacobi’s estate with a Will no one knew existed. There’s going to be trouble…

In this super-charged world everybody and thing has an angle. Death isn’t permanent with Deja-Voodoo or Reincarnimation, and Good and Evil battle daily on the streets. Just ask the Demon Abshalimeth, currently occupying the fuselage of taxi-dancer #869, or even bog-monster homicide detective Chief Inspector Bon Ton MacHoot if you don’t believe me…

The pace is relentless with pictures and facts coming at you like bullets but beneath it all is the slick, sly skill of a cynical master story-teller at play, not work, and the result, if you’re prepared to go for it, is gratifyingly pleasing. Not the easiest of books to find; I live in hope of a collected edition (American Flagg! Special, this, and the sequel The Satisfaction of Black Mariah are less than 150 pages between them) and possibly one day, that fabled third volume. Still, if you are persistent and lucky you won’t regret seeking this out.

© 1986 First Comics, Inc. and Howard Chaykin Inc. All Rights Reserved.

World War III

World War III

By Keith Champagne, John Ostrander & various (DC Comics)
ISBN13: 978-1-84576-653-5

From the pages of 52 (specifically Volume 4 – ISBN: 978-1-84576-624-5 – and exactly between weeks 49 and 50) comes this all-out action blockbuster, originally released as a four-part miniseries. Each chapter is by a different creative team and depicts a gathering of heroes as the super-powered despot Black Adam, at the very brink of finding peace and redemption, loses his beloved family and descends into all-consuming genocidal rage.

Decimating an entire country, he seems incapable of stopping himself. His grief-fuelled destructive rampages threaten the entire planet. Then the super-heroes gather to stop him, by any means necessary…

‘A Call to Arms’ is by Keith Champagne, Pat Olliffe and Drew Geraci, ‘The Valiant’ by Champagne, Andy Smith and Ray Snyder, ‘Hell is For Heroes’ is by John Ostrander, Tom Derenick and Norm Rapmund and ‘United We Stand’ comes from Ostrander, Jack Jadson and Rodney Ramos.

The miniseries fed right back into the greater 52 storyline, and Week 50 is included here to round off the tale. It is by Geoff Johns, Grant Morrison, Greg Rucka and Mark Waid, with breakdowns by Keith Giffen, pencils by Justiniano and inks by Walden Wong.

There’s very little to critique here: All the emotional build-up and investment in the characters occurs in 52 itself and that story easily stands without this aside. Regrettably though, the reverse is not true. WWIII is pretty but impenetrable without the grounding of the greater series to support it. If you’re an art or action lover, however, there are lots and lots of pretty explosions and much hitting…

© 2006, 2007 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Superman: The Dark Side

Superman: The Dark Side

By John Francis Moore, Kieron Dwyer & Hilary Barta (DC Comics)
ISBN: 1-56389-526-9

I’ll make this short and sweet. This book collects a three part miniseries from the Elseworlds imprint, wherein DC properties are extracted from regular continuity for radical and extraordinary tales. The basic premise is simple.

When baby Kal-El’s rocket is sent to Earth from doomed Krypton it is intercepted before arrival and lands on Apokolips, the world of Evil New Gods. The Last Son of Krypton is personally raised by the ultimate dictator Darkseid, and on reaching his majority, irrevocably changes the universe. And then he reaches Earth and meets a reporter named Lois Lane…

For any fan of Jack Kirby’s Fourth World, and the original Superman, this is a loving and powerful homage to magnificent concepts, mercifully free to reach a natural conclusion, unencumbered by the publisher’s need to keep all commercially viable characters alive and adventuring forevermore.

Written with wit and enthusiasm and magnificently illustrated Superman: The Dark Side packs an epic punch for all fans of high fantasy.

© 1988, 1989 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

By Alan Moore, Curt Swan, George Perez & Kurt Schaffenberger (DC Comics)
ISBN: 1-56389-315-0

Superman first appeared in Action Comics #1, sometime in April 1938 (the date on the cover was June, but that was, by custom, the date by which unsold copies had to be returned – and hard it is to imagine that there were any!). An instant sensation, the Man of Steel promptly spawned a veritable infinitude of imitators, and gave birth to a genre, if not an industry. The Original outlived most of them, growing and adapting, creating a pantheon and a mythology, delighting millions of readers over the generations.

In the 50th anniversary year of DC Comics, editors decided that modern readers had moved beyond the old style and continuity, and consequently re-imagined the DC universe and everything in it. Crisis on Infinite Earths unmade that universe, and remade the greatest heroes in it. The editors have spent the intervening years since trying to change it all back again.

None of which is particularly relevant, except that in the lead-up to the big change, departing Editor Julius Schwartz turned his last issues of Superman and Action Comics (#423 and #583 respectively) into a gift of closure for the devoted fans who had followed Superman for all their lives – if not his. With them all concerned said goodbye to a certain kind of hero and a particular type of story. They made way for a tougher, harder universe with less time for charm or fun.

This slim tome collects the contents of those two issues, and was released to commemorate the passing of artist Curt Swan, who had drawn the vast majority of Superman family tales for more than three decades.

‘Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?’ is a glorious ending to an era and a sensibility, written by Alan Moore, stunningly drawn by Swan, and inked by George Perez and the hugely underrated Kurt Schaffenberger. In it, Moore parades for one last time the characters and concepts that made Superman special, and shows the reader just how much will be lost when the World changes.

He manages to instil modern narrative values into the most comfortably traditional scenarios, making the tale work in modern terms whilst keeping the charm, whimsy and inherent decency of the characters. It is a magical feat, a genuine Gotterdammerung; full of tragedy, nobility and heroism but with a happy ending nonetheless. I’m not going to tell you the plot, other than to say it details the last days of the World’s Greatest Superhero. Be prepared to cry when you read it.

This is a story every comic fan, let alone DC reader, should know, and even works as an introduction as well as a grand farewell.

© 1986, 1997 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Manga Sutra – Futari H, Volume 1: Flirtation

Manga Sutra - Futari H, Volume 1: Flirtation

By Katsu Aki (TokyoPop)
ISBN: 978-1-4278-0536-2

If you are offended or embarrassed by graphic cartoon nudity and sexual situations, or if you have any problems at all with the oddly coy forthrightness of manga, skip this review and move on. Otherwise this peculiar blend of soap opera and sexual self-help manual might pique your interest…

Billed as “the best-selling sex guide from Japan” this is more accurately a sweet but explicit soap-opera love-story – albeit related in a staggeringly clinical-yet-chatty manner.

Makota and Yura are just married and unbeknownst to each other, both virgins. In short narrative episodes we see their stumbling first steps to a healthy sex-life, peppered with diagrams, statistics and a disturbingly jolly commentary. The act and techniques themselves are almost of secondary importance to the telling of a RomCom story, with vamping co-workers, interfering, know-it-all siblings and inquisitive parents always making an embarrassing situation worse…

There’s lots of nudity and oddly graphic-yet-(self)-censored copulation on show (neither male nor female primary sexual organs are ever depicted – it’s assumed you already know what they look like; moreover, the Japanese consider them to be in poor taste) but in no way does this resemble the Western style of manual where the emphasis is on dispassionate, clinical education and task-oriented elucidation (of course I’m just guessing here – I’ve never needed a manual or even a map in my life, no, not me, nope, Nuh-Uh…)

Seriously though, this isn’t so much a “how-to” as much as a fascinating and beautifully drawn insight into the acceptable face of Japanese sexuality, and as such has lots to recommend it. Which I do, as long as you’re old enough and promise to stop sniggering…

© 1996 KATSUAKI. All Rights Reserved. English text © 2008 TOKYOPOP Inc.

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman

Diana Prince: Wonder Woman

By Mike Sekowsky, Denny O’Neil & Dick Giordano (DC Comics)
ISBN: 978-1-84576-776-1

It’s about bloody time!

I hope you’ll forgive me that heartfelt outburst, but at last DC Comics have collected one of the most appealing and memorable sequences in the long history of the most famous female comic character in the world, and I’m delighted!

In 1968 superhero comics were once again in decline and publishers were looking for ways to stay in business as audience tastes changed. Back then, with the entire industry dependent on newsstand sales, if you weren’t popular, you died. Handing over the title to Editor Jack Miller and Mike Sekowsky, the bosses sat back and waited for their eventual failure, and prepared to cancel the only female superhero in the marketplace.

The superbly eccentric art of Sekowsky had been a DC mainstay for decades, and he had also scored big with fans at Gold Key with Man from Uncle and at Tower Comics with the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents and war comic Fight The Enemy! His unique take on the Justice League of America had contributed to its overwhelming success, and now he was stretching himself with a number of experimental, youth-market directed projects.

Tapping into the teen zeitgeist with the Easy Rider-like drama Jason’s Quest proved ultimately unsuccessful, but with the Metal Men and the hopelessly moribund Wonder Woman he had much greater impact. He would ultimately work the same magic with Supergirl in Adventure Comics.

This first volume (which collects issues #178-184 of the comic book series) shows just how bold were those changes to the Amazing Amazon’s career. With young scripter Denny O’Neil on board for the first four tales, we see the old Amazon one last time as she clears long-time boyfriend Colonel Steve Trevor of a murder-plot before everything changes.

When the Amazons are forced to leave our dimensional plane, taking with them all their magic – including Wonder Woman’s Super Powers and all her weapons such as the Invisible Plane and Golden Lasso – she decides to stay on Earth. Effectively becoming her own secret identity of Diana Prince she resolves to fight injustice as a mortal. A meeting with the blind Buddhist monk I Ching shows her how and she begins to train as a martial artist, quickly becoming embroiled in the schemes of would-be world-conqueror Doctor Cyber. And then Steve Trevor is branded a traitor and disappears…

When Sekowsky took over the writing himself (with the fifth tale ‘A Time to Love, A Time to Die’) the adventures moved into some wildly diverse directions including high-fashion and high fantasy as Diana and Ching travel to lost dimensions to join her sister Amazons in final battle against the monster army of the God of War…

With apparently nothing to lose, the switch to espionage/adventurer in the fashionable footsteps of such popular TV characters as Emma Peel, The Girl from Uncle and Honey West, not to mention our own ultimate comic strip action-heroine Modesty Blaise, seemed like desperation, but the series was brilliantly written and fantastically drawn. Steeped heavily in the hippie counter-culture and the Mod-fashion explosion, the New Wonder Woman quickly found a dedicated fan-base. Sales may not have rocketed but they stopped dropping and the character was one of the few re-fits of that era to avoid cancellation.

Eventually, as times changed, the magical Amazons returned and Wonder Woman once again became a super-powerful creature, but that period of cool, hip, bravely human heroism and drama on an intimate scale stands out as a self-contained high-point of quality in a largely bland career. That modern readers can at long last experience this most enjoyable reading experiences is a truly wonderful thing. It means that when you all buy and adore these fabulously with-it and deliciously addictive adventures I can shout “I told you so!”

© 1968, 1969, 2008 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Doll

Doll

By Guy Colwell (Rip Off Press)
ISBN: 978-0-89620-114-9

Guy Colwell is an artist and cartoonist whose works are deeply personal and passionate. As such they have often been controversial. As an Underground Comix creator his output was graphically sexual and subtly anti-establishment, and with his three issue miniseries in 1989 he switched that critical focus to the basic drive of aesthetic attraction.

Wiley Waxman is a hyper-realist sculptor whose sexy statues are a sensation, both in the Art world and in the skin-mags of sleazy pornocrat Mal Murphy. When the ugliest man he has ever seen approaches him at an exhibition his disgust turns to fascination as Evergood Crepspok begs a favour. Hideous, malformed and covered with tumours, Crepspoks has never had sex with a beautiful woman – and sees no chance of ever doing so. He wants Waxman to construct the most perfect replica woman imaginable for his personal gratification. Initially revolted by the concept Waxman becomes obsessed with the notion. Enlisting the financial aid of Murphy he assembles his team and begins to work…

But the creative challenges are nothing compared to the human dramas when he succeeds, because his finished work is utterly irresistible. No man is able to resist the lust she/it inspires. And then Murphy decides to keep her for himself…

Sly and allegorical, this exploration of beauty and desire is compelling and sadly resigned in its assessment of male drives, but has valid points to make. With its matter-of-fact graphic sexuality it risks becoming itself just another “stroke-book”, but the disciplined adherence to the core premise means that any licentiousness is pretty much in the eye of the beholder.

This is a brave book about an issue that affects us all. After all, have you ever wondered why girl heroes most often fight crime in G-strings and spike heels?

© 1989 Guy Colwell. All Rights Reserved.

Batman: False Faces

Batman: False Faces
Batman: False Faces

By Brian K. Vaughan & various (DC Comics)
ISBN: 987-1-84576-720-4

Like most “overnight successes” writer Brian K. Vaughan actually plugged away for those requisite few years before hitting it big with series such as Ex Machina and Y: The Last Man and original works such as the magnificent Pride of Baghdad (ISBN: 1-84576-242-8).

This collection purports to be a Batman compendium (better sales potential, I’d imagine) but is in fact a general gathering of DC universe material by Mister Vaughan in his formative days. First up is a three-part tale from Batman #588-590, illustrated by Scott McDaniel & Karl Story, starring the Dark Knight’s underworld alter-ego Matches Malone. ‘Close Before Striking’ is very readable psycho-drama revealing the true origin of the underworld alias whilst taking the reader on a traumatic excursion into the dark side of undercover work. This is followed by the delightfully dark and whimsical ‘Mimsy Were the Borogoves’. With art by Rich Burchett and John Lowe this stand-alone story features a deeply demented encounter with The Mad Hatter, and is undoubtedly the best thing in the book.

There’s only a tenuous Batman link in the next tale, which originally saw print as Wonder Woman #160-161. ‘A Piece of You’, drawn by Scott Kolins with inks from Dan Panosian and Drew Geraci, finds shape-changing Bat-villain Clayface attacking the Amazing Amazon when he discovers her origin. As she was formed from Magic Clay he reasons that he can absorb her – and her magical abilities – into his own mass. And stone me; he’s right! Action-packed and tongue in cheek, this daft but readable thriller also guest stars Donna Troy, Nightwing and Robin.

Somewhat messily the tome ends with a mere snippet from Batman: Gotham City Secret Files #1 which introduced new villain The Skeleton, and then promptly forgot all about him. ‘Skullduggery’ is illustrated by Marcos Martin and Mark Pennington, and although competent, rather lets down a very enjoyable trawl through the genre work of one of the best new writers in comics. If you enjoy superhero tales or are a Vaughan aficionado please don’t let this slight defect deter you from a great slice of comic book fun.

© 2000, 2001, 2003, 2008 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Columbus

Columbus

By Les Lilley & Anthony Hutchings (Millbank Books)
ISBN: 978-0-95198-980-7

I’m always banging on about how British creators have been slighted and cursed with anonymity in our industry so I’m going to use this review to shine a light on one of the most egregious examples of that practise. Leslie Alfred Joseph Lilley was born in Dartford in 1924. After Navy service in World War II he joined the burgeoning pool of demobbed servicemen selling cartoons to the news trade. At a time when publications were toiling under paper restrictions, “pocket cartoons” were ubiquitous as column breaks in text-heavy papers (a practise pioneered by Osbert Lancaster). As the restrictions eased periodical magazines returned and flourished. Digests and magazines could expect to publish upwards of 40 gags and panels per week and many artists found them a vital source of income.

Lilley was never the world’s best artist, and as the newspapers adopted the US model for strip continuities, he moved from pencil to typewriter and became one of the most prolific scripters of cartoons and strips in Britain. With Ian Scott he formed an agency for cartoon scripting and began a lifelong career as writer, promoter and ambassador for the narrative arts. He founded the Cartoonists Club of Great Britain and was president of the Federation of European Cartoonist’s Organisations. He was instrumental – with Frank Bellamy – in creating the Society for Strip Illustration (which became the Comics Creators Guild in 1993).

Among his many works were the strips Jane, Choochi and Twink, Tiffany Jones, Scarth and hundreds of others. For IPC comics he wrote The Tin Teacher, Fiends and Neighbours, Son of Sherlock and much, much more, as well as an uncountable number of single panel gags. He also wrote entire Christmas annuals (128 pages of mirth and mayhem every Christmas!) for Wham! and Pow!

In 1964 he and Scott produced the scripts for the legendary BBC television series Vision On, and later ATV’s Golden Shot, and many others. Latterly he wrote Robbin’ Hood and Christopher Columbus for the Mail on Sunday; this last drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Anthony Hutchings.

Columbus was produced in 1992 to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the epic voyage of discovery and is a gently comedic situation-spoof with plenty of laughs, a dash of satire and a great deal of heart. It’s a strip in the Grand British Tradition designed to raise a chuckle amongst everyday folk and does it very well indeed.

Credit never paid bills and modern creators have a much better time being noticed and acclaimed, even if the job opportunities are less than the industry heyday. Les Lilley died in 1998 so he got to see the changes occur, and in the long run the best way to celebrate a cartoonist’s work is to read it; and so you should.

© 1992 Grand Prix Productions. All Rights Reserved.