As I’m now fully back in the saddle – and wearing a brand new Office Chair Seat Beltâ„¢ – I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the paramedics, ambulance pilots, A&E personnel and especially the astoundingly hardworking nurses, doctors, physiotherapists and support staff of Wards 2 and 12 at Queen Elizabeth II Hospital, Woolwich for looking after me so diligently and enabling me to get back to business so quickly.
Even though they’re all normal people with real jobs and will probably never read any of this, you at least should know just who’s responsible (or to blame, I suppose) for my speedy recovery.
RATIONALISE POLITICS, NOT HOSPITALS.