Hellblazer: The Fear Machine


By Jamie Delano and various & (Vertigo)
ISBN: 978-1-84576-880-5

You’ve either heard of John Constantine by now or you haven’t, so I’ll be as brief as I can. Originally created by Alan Moore during his groundbreaking run on Swamp Thing, he is a mercurial modern wizard, a chancer who plays with magic on his own terms for his own ends. He is not a hero. He is not a nice person. Sometimes though, he’s all there is between us and the void.

Given his own series by popular demand, he premiered in the dying days of Reaganite Atrocity in the US but at the height of Thatcherite Barbarism in England, so as we’re singing the same song now (but with second-rate Britain’s Got Talent cover-artists as leaders) I thought I’d cover a few old gems that might be regaining their relevance in the days ahead…

In 1987 Creative Arts and Liberal attitudes were dirty words in many quarters and the readership of Vertigo was pretty easy to profile. Jamie Delano began the series with relatively safe horror plots, introducing us to Constantine’s unpleasant nature, chequered history and odd acquaintances but even then discriminating fans were aware of a joyously anti-establishment political line and wild metaphorical underpinnings.

Skinheads, racism, Darwinian politics, gruesome supernature and more abound in the dark dystopian present of John Constantine – a world of cutting edge of mysticism, Cyber-shamanism and political soul-stealing. In Delano’s world the edges between science and magic aren’t blurred – they simply don’t exist.

Some terrors are eternal and some seem inextricably tied to a specific time and place: The Fear Machine (collecting issues #14-22 of the mature readers monthly comicbook) is an engrossing extended epic which began when the wizard went on the run after the tabloid press pilloried him as a Satanist serial killer in ‘Touching the Earth’ (by Delano, Richard Piers Rayner & Mark Buckingham).

Forced to flee his inner London comfort-zone he is adopted by a band of neo-pagan Travellers (apparently as responsible for all the ills plaguing society in the 1980s and 1990s as fat people and immigrants are today…) and journeys through the heartland of Britain.

Going native amongst the drop-outs, druggies, bath-dodgers and social misfits Constantine buddies up with an immensely powerful psychic girl named Mercury and her extremely engaging mum, Marj, but even amidst these freewheeling folks he can feel something nasty building. The first inkling occurs in ‘Shepherd’s Warning’ when Mercury discovers an ancient stone circle has been fenced off by a quasi-governmental company named Geotroniks. Someone is trying to shackle Mother Earth’s circulatory system of Ley lines…

Meanwhile elsewhere, people are compelled to kill and mutilate themselves and Geotroniks is watching and taking notes…

When police raid the Travellers campsite in ‘Rough Justice’ Mercury is abducted and imprisoned in a secret complex where the mind’s limits and the Earth’s forces are being radically tested. Cutting edge stuff… if only the subjects and observing scientists can be persuaded to stop committing suicide…

Mike Hoffman illustrated the fourth chapter, ‘Fellow Travellers’ as Constantine headed back to London for help in finding Mercury and uncovering the secrets of Geotroniks. He gains a horrific insight when the train he’s on is devastated by a psychic assault which makes all the passengers destroy themselves…

‘Hate Mail & Love Letters’ (with art by Buckingham & Alfredo Alcala) begins two months later. Marj and the travellers are hiding in the Highlands with a fringe group called the Pagan Nation, led by the mysterious Zed – an old friend of the wily trickster. Constantine keeps digging, but across the country suicide and self harm are increasing. Society itself seems diseased, but at least the Satanist witch hunt has been forgotten as the Press rage on to their next sanctimonious cause celebré…

Touching base with his few police contacts and pet journalists the metropolitan mage soon stumbles into a fresh aspect of the mystery when a Masonic hitman begins removing anyone who could be of use to his enquiries in ‘The Broken Man’. Saving journalist Simon Hughes from assassination in a particularly exotic manner guaranteed to divert attention from his politically damaging investigations, Constantine finds new clues that a the psychic horror and social unrest are all being orchestrated by reactionary aspects of the government and a sinister “Old Boy network”…

And somewhere dark and hidden Mercury’s captors are opening doors to places mortals were never meant to…

As the Pagan Nation’s priestesses work their subtle magics to find the missing girl and save humanity’s soul, a disgusting, conglomerate beast-thing is maturing, made from fear and pain, greed and suffering and deep black despair: provoking a response from and guest-appearance by Morpheus, the Sandman, and prompting Constantine, Hughes and possibly the last decent copper in London to go hunting…

Picking up another recruit in the form of KGB scientist Sergei, events spiral ever faster as the Freemasons – or at least their “Magi Caecus” elite – are revealed to be organising the plot in ‘Betrayal’, combining Cold War paranormal research, economic imperialism, Thatcherite divisive self-gratification and the order’s own quasi-mystical arcana to create a situation in which their guiding principles will control society and the physical world. It nothing more than a greedy power-grab using blood and horror to fuel the engines of change…

All pretence of scientific research at Geotroniks is abandoned in ‘The God of All Gods’ as Masonic hitman Mr. Webster goes off the deep end, ignoring his own Lodge Grandmaster’s orders to abort the project amidst an increasing national atmosphere of mania, determined to free the fearful thing they’ve created and unmake the modern world at all costs. Constantine’s allies are all taken and the wizard is left to fight on alone.

Knee deep in intrigue, conspiracy and spilled guts, humanity seems doomed unless Constantine’s band of unhappy brothers and a bunch of Highland witch women can pull the biggest, bloodiest rabbit out of the mother of all hats in the spectacular conclusion ‘Balance’…

The heady blend of authoritarian intransigence, counterculture optimism, espionage action, murder-mystery conspiracy theories and ancient sex-magic mix perfectly to create an oppressive tract of inexorable terror and smashed hope before the astounding climax forestalls if not saves the day of doom, in this extremely impressive dark chronicle which still resonates with the bleak and cheerless zeitgeist of the time.

This is a superb example of modern horror fiction, inextricably linking politics, religion human nature and sheer bloody-mindedness as the root cause of all ills. That our best chance of survival is a truly reprehensible exploitative monomaniac seems a perfect metaphor for the world we’re locked into…

Clever, subversive and painfully prophetic, even at its most outlandish, this tale jabs at the subconscious with its scratchy edginess and jangles the nerves from beginning to end. An unmissable feast for fear fans, humanists and political mavericks everywhere…

© 1989, 2008 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

John Constantine, Hellblazer: Son of Man


By Garth Ennis & John Higgins (Vertigo)
ISBN: 978-1-84023-830-3

Garth Ennis ended a spectacular run on the urban wizard and all-around nasty-piece-of-work John Constantine in grand manner with Hellblazer: Rake at the Gates of Hell. By wrapping up all his loose ends and eradicating almost everything built during his tenure Ennis gave the regrettable impression that he was never coming back, but to every fan’s delight he returned with frequent collaborator John Higgins (see Pride and Joy) to craft this terrifying and pitiless tale of urban horror and twisted heritage set in the darkly charismatic London underworld.

During the Falklands War, when John Constantine was still in and out of criminal asylums, gang boss Harry Cooper asked a favour. Already well acquainted with the worst that Hell housed, the cocky young wizard knew true evil when it stuck a gun up his nose and was wise enough to comply.

With a few of his friends – for they weren’t all dead back then – he successfully resurrected Cooper’s dead son, and counted himself lucky to escape with his life and knees intact. No one, especially Cooper, needed to know just how he’d accomplished the impossible.

Twenty years later an older wiser man, he’s being harassed by Copper’s thugs and their bought coppers again. The kid’s all grown up now and taking over the family business, but his actions don’t make sense. Rather than making money, all his efforts seem destined to turn the city into a seething cauldron of race-hate and gang warfare: a literal Hell on Earth.

Now Constantine has to deal with the thing he brought back before it settles with him and all London too – but the outlook is far from rosy…

Collecting issues #129-133 of the monthly comicbook, this is an excellent blend of crime-thriller a la “Cool Britannia” with the signature black comedy-horror that Ennis has made his own, and the expressive, boldly subtle art of John Higgins perfectly captures the brutality, hilarity and sheer fear generated in this terrific thriller.

Grown-up comics simply don’t get better than this and both crime fans and horror lovers can pick this book up with no prior familiarity and still have the time of their lives…

© 1998, 1999, 2004 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

John Constantine, Hellblazer: Chas – The Knowledge


By Simon Oliver & Goran Sudzuka (Vertigo)
ISBN: 978-1-84856-140-3

It’s tough being a sidekick – especially when your guv’ner is the sardonic, ultra-cool laughing magician and arch-trickster John Constantine, and you’re just an over-the-hill granddad who drives a black cab in a London you recognise less and less every day. Your glory days are long gone – if there ever were any – and all you can look forward too is the big match, a few jars and not too much ear-ache from the dragon you married.

Chas Chandler (not the pop star) is probably Constantine’s oldest mate, at least this side of the grave, and his stolid, sensible “hit it don’t hex it” attitude has saved the street sorcerer from disaster on more than one occasion. His brushes with the unknown are mercifully limited but always terrifying (see for example “In Another Part of Hell” in Hellblazer: Rare Cuts) and he’s more than happy to keep it that way.

For such a man loyalty is sacrosanct and family worth dying – or killing – for.

Whilst his prospective son-in-law and a friend are researching “The Knowledge” one of them is involved in an accident that releases a spiteful demonic presence last seen during the Great Plague. This hateful spirit has nasty plans for London and quickly starts to enact them.

With Constantine pathetically unavailable Chas is forced to take action himself, aided by a few plucky cabbies and an extraordinarily tempting American lady he found in the back of his cab. Luckily this bloke at the pub, last guardian of the Secret History of Licensed Hackney Carriage Drivers, is on hand to explain the true meaning of The Knowledge: the mystic origin of the 320 routes all cabbies must learn before they qualify, and how the twenty-five thousand street names, esoteric stops and countless places of interest visited by tourists have kept our great metropolis safe and secure for four centuries…

More dramatic than terrifying, this is a cracking magical mystery (originally released as a 5 issue miniseries) with pitifully human heroes giving their all for just the right reasons; a delightful treat for jaded readers who might be in need of light refreshment before plunging back into the bleak and sordid cauldron of extreme, urban horror, but a terrific tale with which to break in prospective new fans.

© 2008, 2009 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Dark Entries – a John Constantine Novel


By Ian Rankin & Werther Dell’edera (Vertigo Crime/Titan Books Edition)
ISBN: 978-1-84856-342-1

Award-winning – and officially honourable – crime writer Ian Rankin makes a remarkable debut as a graphic novelist in this superbly unsettling horror story starring the best anti-hero in the business. John Constantine, seedy modern magician and consummate bad seed. tends to bring out the best in his writers, and although the plot here is nothing new the treatment of the large cast of characters is a deft juggling act nicely handled, while the narrative set-pieces are gripping and stuffed with good old fashioned creepy tension.

Constantine has acquired a certain reputation in the right circles over the course of his life, so he’s not too suspicious when a sleazy TV producer offers him wads of cash to advise on the latest reality show Dark Entries (I have to admit I loathe the title) wherein six contestants are isolated in a rigged haunted house, competing for big prizes and fully expecting to be scared out of their wits.

Unfortunately what’s terrifying these housemates is nothing the producers and technicians devised but appears to be the real thing.

Quickly inserted into the show as a new contestant Constantine finds himself mired in a diabolical mystery involving the seemingly innocent competitors, and too late realises that he’s fallen for the oldest trap in the world. Stitched up like a kipper, his only chance is to free his companions before he can escape the house and the horrors that built it.

Sharp, gritty and deeply compelling this is a powerful recapitulation of classic horror and murder yarns complete with a sting-in-the tail that will leave the reader breathless and hungry for more.

Viscerally illustrated by Italian artist Werther Dell’edera this black and white hardback is similar in format to the old Paradox Press DC imprint to which gave us A History of Violence and Road to Perdition among other gritty adult thrills. Dark Entries is easily in the same class and would make any reader a very happy – if nervous – fan.

© 2009 DC Comics. All rights reserved.

John Constantine, HELLBLAZER: THE LAUGHING MAGICIAN


By Andy Diggle, Leonardo Manco & Daniel Zezelj (Vertigo)
ISBN: 978-1-84576-881-2

Following directly on from the events of John Constantine, Hellblazer: Joyride (ISBN: 978-1-84576-775-4) this second collection of the unstoppable mystic trickster written by London’s Pride Andy Diggle re-presents issues #238-242 of the monthly Vertigo comic-book; comprising two chilling preludes and a visceral saga that sets up the series for a longer, even darker tale to follow.

Modern mystic Constantine is indulging in his downtime of choice: ciggies, booze and a hot date when he’s summoned by the ethereal Map, Patron god of London to rescue a trio of young thrill-seekers who have inadvertently slipped into the metaphysical hell of Shadow London. Grudgingly acquiescing, the sordid sorcerer forgets his own first principle “what are you really after?” to his eternal regret…

‘Smoke’ is illustrated by Daniel Zezelj, and is followed by ‘The Passage’ a prologue illustrated by Leonardo Manco (as is the rest of the volume) which introduces Mako, a War-Mage in devastated Darfur who’s hunting for the eponymous ‘Laughing Magician’. A Muti master (blackest blood magic), the deadly sorcerer is thwarted by an old wizard (last seen in John Constantine, Hellblazer: Original Sins (ISBN 1-84576-465-X) who sends a warning to Constantine by possessing an aid worker and dispatching him to Britain.

Magic is harsh and has no thought for innocence. The harrowing trip is just a taste of what is to come when Mako gets the right scent and follows all the way to London.

The trilogy of chapters that follows once again displays the callous superiority of comics’ greatest anti-hero as he finesses one threat against another, but the book ends without closure as his foes are now aligned against him and the trickster leaves his home turf to prepare himself for what’s still to come…

Andy Diggle has a powerful feel for and grasp of the idiosyncratic world of John Constantine. Blending Gangland, today’s news headlines, politics and the ghastly unknown, these dark pleasures are some of the most compelling stories in a series that has spanned more than twenty years and drawn the best work from a truly stellar cast of creators.

If you haven’t sampled the delights of Hellblazer you should climb aboard the ghost train and get chilled right away!

© 2008 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Hellblazer: Joyride

Hellblazer: Joyride

By Andy Diggle & Leonardo Manco (Vertigo)
ISBN: 978-1-84576-775-4

Modern trickster mystic John Constantine has been many things in the decades since his introduction in the Swamp Thing story arc American Gothic. But what he’s never been since that debut is exactly what new writer Andy Diggle returns him to in this collection (stories from issues #230-237 of the monthly comicbook). When he first introduced himself to the giant vegetable Bog God, Constantine was a cool, sharp-dressing, smug, in-control and very dangerous man-of-mystery we weren’t supposed to like. He oozed menace and untold secrets and was always in charge of the situation.

After twenty years and more of going to Hell and Back, that menacing stranger returns, but with enough accumulated shared history now that the reader can still empathise with this unlikely hero whom no sane man would actually want to have a pint with. Moreover, despite being a Scouser (someone born and bred in Liverpool) by birth, Constantine is a Londoner by disposition, and Diggle writes him with that so distinct voice and attitude.

Back on top and dressed to impress, the hard man does a favour for an old acquaintance in the first tale of this chilling collection. Pearly Grey was an old-school East End gangster, but he’s in Wormwood Scrubs now, at Her Majesty’s pleasure. His daughter’s dead and she was murdered. He knows how but not who because she told him when her ghost appeared in his cell. Pearly knew everybody once, and if this isn’t a normal job, it needs the attention of a specialist…

Solving the problem of the unquiet dead is only the first step however. The grateful Grey repays his debt by giving Constantine a chance to clean up old business at Ravenscar, once the scene of the Magician’s greatest failure, but now part of the gangster’s extensive property portfolio. It couldn’t have gone better if Constantine had planned it…

The final tale introduces a new nemesis for the chain-smoking wizard in a grimy, nasty tale of possession in the blighted urban hell of South London. With triggers lifted from any daily paper, this is a tale of murderous wasted youth, privilege and social disorder, murder and witchcraft, prompted by greed and the utter contempt of the elite for the rest of society. Political corruption stalks hand-in-hand with blood-hungry monstrosity in this very British horror story and at its blood-soaked centre is a bloke in a raincoat with a smile that can make a statue sweat…

This is a welcome advancement and return to terrifying form for one of American fantasy’s most striking characters. Thoroughly British once more (our comics never got the handle on heroism: All the best and most memorable characters were villains like The Spider, The Dwarf, Grimly Feendish and Charlie Peace or maniacs like Judge Dredd) this is a unique character at his compelling best, and another superb horror tome to add to your “spooky” shelf.

© 2007 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Hellblazer: Rake at the Gates of Hell

Hellblazer: Rake at the Gates of Hell

By Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon (Vertigo)
ISBN 1-84023-255-2

Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon bowed out as chroniclers of the urban wizard and all-around nasty-piece-of-work John Constantine in grand manner by wrapping up all his loose ends and pretty much eradicating everything built during the writer’s tenure. They also showed a resurgent anti-hero pull the greatest bait-and-switch in comics history whilst beating the Devil at his own game.

On two separate occasions The Prince of Darkness has been defeated by the mocking Magician. But finally driven far beyond fury Satan has a plan to finally crush Constantine. Amidst the hell-on-Earth of a London race-riot he makes his move, destroying all the Magician’s friends and allies. Heaven, Hell, and the Earth between are at risk when the trap is sprung. But who is actually ensnared?

I’m once again avoiding specific details as this is a masterful display of storytelling and should be enjoyed without any dilution – but only if and after first reading the previous volumes leading up to this bravura climax. So track down Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits ISBN: 1-56389-150-6, Bloodlines ISBN: 978-1-84576-650-4, Fear and Loathing ISBN: 978-1-56389-202-8, Tainted Love ISBN: 978-1-56389-456-5 and Damnation’s Flame ISBN: 978-1-84023-096-3, before you even think about tackling this incredible book.

Collecting issues #78-83 of the monthly comicbook and including the tough and touching Heartland one-shot which followed Constantine’s lost love Kit as she returned home to Belfast; this is an excellent example of grown-up comics and a treat that any horror fan would love.

© 2001 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Hellblazer: Damnation’s Flame

Hellblazer: Damnation's Flame

By Garth Ennis, Steve Dillon, William Simpson & Peter Snejbjerg (Vertigo)
ISBN13: 978-1-84023-096-3

This collection of modern horror-thrillers follows the episodic Tainted Love collection (ISBN: 978-1-5638-9456-5) which deals with John Constantine’s descent into drunken dissolution and recovery following his break-up with love of his life Kit Ryan (see also Hellblazer: Bloodlines – ISBN: 978-1-84576-650-4). Now back on track, if not fully up to snuff, the modern Magus decides to visit New York City for a break but is too busy kicking back to remember just how many enemies he’s made over the years.

Caught napping, he is ensorcelled by Voodoo Overlord Papa Midnite (see Original Sins ISBN 1-84576-465-X and Papa Midnite ISBN 1-84576-265-7), his consciousness sent on an allegorical trip through a hellish metaphorical America accompanied by the corpse of John F. Kennedy, whilst his physical body is left to the tender mercies of the NYC Social Services system.

This sharp, satirical shocker is by Ennis and Steve Dillon, originally seeing print in issues #72-75, which also produced the gently elegiac short flashback tale ‘Act of Union’, illustrated by William Simpson, which describes the first meeting of Kit and Constantine, back when she was the girlfriend of the charming dipsomaniac Brendan Finn.

Steve Dillon returned for ‘Confessions of an Irish Rebel’, another soft tale (but with a few sharp edges concealed within) which sees a reminiscing Constantine on one last pub-crawl in Dublin with the ghost of Finn, before the book ends with ‘And the Crowd Goes Wild’, drawn by Peter Snejbjerg, (Hellblazer #77) a tense and funny portmanteau yarn that clears the deck for the final confrontation with the demonic First of the Fallen, who’s been lurking menacingly since his defeat and humiliation at the end of Dangerous Habits (ISBN: 1-56389-150-6).

Garth Ennis had a long, impressive and humanising run on Vertigo’s nastiest hero. This captivating, irreverent, chilling compendium perfectly shows why it is so fondly remembered.

© 1993, 1994 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Hellblazer: Bloodlines

Hellblazer: Bloodlines

By Garth Ennis, William Simpson & various (Vertigo)
ISBN13: 978-1-84576-650-4

This volume collects the stories written by Garth Ennis following the landmark Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits (ISBN: 1-56389-150-6) and shows two sides to the urban wizard and ultimate anti-hero. As well as the jaded world-weary supernatural veteran, he shows a softer side. Whilst recovering from the demon-cured lung cancer that nearly killed him Constantine returns to his London haunts, and against all better judgements allows himself to fall in love with the formidable Irish lass Kit Ryan.

The first tale (originally printed in issues #47-48 of the monthly comicbook) is illustrated by William Simpson, Mike Hoffman and Stan Woch. ‘The Pub Where I Was Born’ and ‘Love Kills’ finds him a spectator to grisly spectral vengeance when his local pub is burned down; a traditional ghost story well told and a necessary prelude to the excellent Christmas offering ‘Lord of the Dance’. Drawn by Steve Dillon, this uncharacteristically joyous tale of Pagan Good Fellowship is a highpoint of the series and serves to whet the appetite for the controversial horror-fest that follows.

‘Remarkable Lives’ from issue #50, and illustrated by Simpson, sees the immortal King of Vampires attempt to suborn and intimidate Constantine. As usual the Hellblazer leaves intact with another immensely powerful creature furious, ashamed and determined to destroy him.

‘Royal Blood’ comes from issues #52-55, wherein Constantine takes on the entire English Establishment. When a prominent member of the Royal Family (well his ears certainly are) becomes the latest host-body for the cannibalistic demon that once possessed Jack the Ripper, all the assets of the ruling classes are called into play to fix the problem and avoid a scandal. John Constantine is no lackey of Privilege though, and his solutions are a double-edged sword. This scandalous, horrific and deeply satisfying shocker makes for a deliciously dark and powerfully political satire that completely reaffirms the character’s anti-establishment credentials.

The volume concludes with the opening shot in a long running battle between Constantine and the new ruler of Hell, The First of the Fallen. When he was dying of cancer, Constantine saved himself by selling his soul to three rival Lords of Hell. Since none would give way to the others, the only way to avoid Infernal War was to keep the wizard alive and jockey for later advantage. Constantine knew that eventually his time would be up and spent some time devising ways to cheat the Devils.

‘Guys and Dolls’ (issues #59-61, illustrated by Simpson, Mike Barreiro and Kim DeMulder) tells the tragic story of the succubus Chantinelle whose heretical affair with an Angel gives Constantine an opportunity to be a hero, spit in the faces of both Heaven and Hell and most importantly, bank a favour that will be of unprecedented value when his ultimate battle finally comes…

Hellblazer is a superb series about flawed heroism and desperate necessity, with a tragic everyman anti-hero compelled to do the right thing no matter what the cost, arrayed against the worst that the world can offer. It’s also the best horror drama in comics and worthy of your devoted attention.

© 1991, 1992, 1993, 2007 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.

Hellblazer: Stations of the Cross

Hellblazer: Stations of the Cross

By Mike Carey, Marcelo Frusin & Leonardo Manco (Vertigo)
ISBN 1-84576-329-7

After the apocalyptic conclusion of the previous collected volume (Staring at the Wall – ISBN 1-84576-233-9) the unbeatable trickster magician Constantine is reduced to a drooling amnesiac. Helpless, he is a target for all the various evil monstrosities that he’s outwitted and pissed off in a truly startling career, but by this volumes close he’ll have undergone a transformation into something he’s never been before…

Even though helpless, without knowledge or power, one talent never leaves the dissolute anti-hero: His ability to attract the wrong sort of attention. ‘Out of Season’ (originally printed in issues #194-196 of the monthly comic-book) finds the magician as the target of a psychic serial killer, and his next adventure (from issues #197-199) takes him to a diabolical Homeless shelter run by an old, forgotten foe.

This is the set-up for the big anniversary epic (issue #200) as the magician succumbs to demonic temptation and finds himself the father of three hellish children in parallel world “might have been” tales that will have actual repercussions in days to come.

With art by past luminaries Leonardo Manco, Chris Brunner, Steve Dillon and Marcelo Frusin this pitilessly British horror thriller, is packed with dark tension, brutal, bloody confrontations and the chilling certainty that no good deed will ever go unpunished. This is superb mature entertainment and a self-evident confirmation of why Hellblazer has lasted so long, and won so many fans.

© 2005, 2006 DC Comics. All Rights Reserved.