Von Hoffman’s Invasion Book One


By Tom Tully & Eric Bradbury (Rebellion Studios)
ISBN: 978-1-78108-626-1 (TPB/Digital edition)

In the sixties and seventies the British liked their comics characters weird, wild, utterly amoral, flagrantly inept and invariably corrupt to the core. These days it’s a requirement we only demand from and venerate in our politicians and public servants.

One thing we have adored above all other things is a great, properly flamboyant villain…

British comics have always enjoyed a strange, extended love affair with what can only be described as “unconventional” (for which feel free to substitute “weird” or “creepy”) heroes. So many stars and putative role models of our serials and strips have been outrageous or just plain “off”: self-righteous voyeurs-vigilantes like Jason Hyde, deranged vigilante geniuses like Eric Dolmann, self-absorbed outsiders like Robot Archie, arrogant, morally ambivalent former criminals like The Spider or outright racist supermen such as Captain Hurricane

We also made much of (barely) reformed criminals like Charlie Peace and sinister masterminds in the manner of The Dwarf, Black Max, Dr. Mesmer, Grimly Feendish, The Snake and this particular Menace to Society…

Until the 1980s, UK periodicals exclusively employed an anthological model: offering variety of genre, theme and character on a weekly – or sometimes fortnightly – basis. Humour comics were leavened by action-heroes, whilst adventure papers always carried some palate-cleansing gag-strips and stars. Buster offered the best of all worlds.

Running 1902 issues from May 28th 1960 to 4th January 2000, it delicately balanced drama, mystery, action and comedy, with its earliest days – thanks to absorbing Radio Fun and Film Fun – heavily dosed with celebrity-licensed material starring media mavens like Charlie Drake, Bruce Forsyth and Benny Hill backing up the eponymous cover star billed as “the son of (newspaper strip icon) Andy Capp”.

Buster became the final resting place of many, many companion papers in its lifetime, including The Big One, Giggle, Cor!, Monster Fun, Jackpot, School Fun, Nipper, Oink!,

Whizzer & Chips and Jet, so its cumulative content was wide, wild and usually wacky…

Jet debuted in 1971 but only lasted 22 weeks at a time when our indigenous periodicals industry struggled to cope with spiralling costs and mass importation of brash, flashy, full-colour comics from America.

A product of the editorial policy described as “Hatch, Match and Dispatch”, similar to US try-out comics, it involved launching whole titles with new features to catch reader attention and mercilessly culling them and harvesting the most popular features into established, proven sellers like Lion, Tiger, Valiant or Buster.

Jet was dedicated to adventure features but also carried humour strips. Only three (out of 14 contenders) survived amalgamation, but for The Kids of Stalag 41 the reprieve was a short one. Long-term, only Ken Reid’s immortal Face Ache and a mad masterpiece of weird science called Von Hoffman’s Invasion proved worthy of our attention. The arcane antagonist and enemy of the people even scored the cover spot of issue #1…

British comics in the 1960s and 1970s were a phantasmagorical playground of bizarre wonders. Recognisably heroic protagonists appeared in war, western and gradually declining crime serials, whilst the most memorable momentum devolved to a hybrid, bastardized mixture of fantasy, horror and science fiction themes to spawn unique stars of a graphic pantheon unlike any other…

Another stunning salvo of baby boomer nostalgia courtesy of Rebellion’s Treasury of British Comics strand, this initial collection of Von Hoffman’s Invasion gathers all the material from Jet, spanning May 1st to September 25th 1971 and its continuation in Buster running from October 2nd to February 5th 1972. The home front weird war eventually concluded on October 21st of that year, thanks I’m sure to the sheer quality of its creators, who were undoubtedly drawn away for newer – and potentially more successful – escapades…

I’m sure I don’t need to remind you that this was the mid-Sixties, so racial depictions like the half-sized sumo wrestler-bot last cited were perpetrated “in fun”, and not fairness or good taste…

Von Hoffman’s Invasion was a classic example of the many-stranded uncanny menace genre young Brits thrived upon, blending elements of war stories with super science, seeing evil geniuses thwarted by bold kids and plucky Everymen. It all seemed so incredibly credible thanks to the efforts of two of our industry’s greatest talents…

This inexplicably compelling blend of marauding monster, unjustifiable revenge and scary invasion was scripted by impossibly prolific Glasgow-born Tom Tully. His astoundingly broad output of classic delights included Roy of the Rovers, Heros the Spartan, Dan Dare, Master of the Marsh, The Leopard from Lime Street, Janus Stark, Mytek the Mighty, The Wild Wonders, Nipper, Adam Eterno, The Mind of Wolfie Smith, Johnny Red, Harlem Heroes, Mean Arena, Inferno, The Robo Machines, Football Family Robinson, Buster’s Ghost and many more.

His collaborative co-creator here worked on many of those sagas. The incredibly gripping moody comic art of Eric Bradbury had begun gracing newsagents’ shelves in 1949 in Knockout. Frequently working with studio mate Mike Western, Bradbury drew strips like Our Ernie, Blossom, Lucky Logan, Buffalo Bill, No Hiding Place, The Black Crow and Biggles. He was an “in-demand” illustrator who worked into the 1990s on landmark strips like The Avenger, Cursitor Doom, Phantom Force 5, Maxwell Hawke, Joe Two Beans, Mytek the Mighty, Death Squad, Doomlord, Darkie’s Mob, Crazy Keller, Hook Jaw, The Sarge, Invasion, Invasion 1984, The Mean Arena, The Fists of Jimmy Chang, The Dracula Files, Rogue Trooper, Future Shocks, Tharg the Mighty and so much more…

From the start, Tully & Bradbury delivered intense, claustrophobic tension-drenched, action-packed episodic adventures, opening here with the release after 25 years of a war criminal who was still a fanatical Nazi and faithful servant of the Third Reich.

Doktor von Hoffman had been constructing mechanised moister terror-weapons as WWII ended, and the destruction of his robot centipede tipped him over the edge.

He went to jail sworn to destroy the British, but the only thing he had learned upon his release in 1970 was that biology was more effective than engineering…

In his old lab on the outskirts of Berlin, he created an enlarging chemical that also made those subjected to it slaves to his commands. On reaching the French coast he used it to turn an eel into a colossal animal torpedo and rode it to England, dallying only to sink a cross channel ferry. On beaching in Cornwall, he started his petty campaign of revenge by using the growth gas (concealed in the battered umbrella all evil geniuses carry) to magnify a crab to the size of a house and destroy a fishing village, reinforcing the walking tank with a deadly giant wasp. With local police fearfully outmatched the RAF finally get involved, scoring a rather pyrrhic victory at the cost of an attack helicopter…

Still at large, utterly unsuspected but also deeply paranoid, Von Hoffman continues randomly unleashing destructive colossi – such as giant toads, pigeons, roving dogs and assorted insects – culled from English country gardens until he encounters Barry and Joey Drake. When they are attacked by monsters in the cottage at Little Upton, the young brothers discover one of the serums their scientist dad is working on reverses the effects of the mad doctor’s gas…

It happens when the madman briefly transforms their good dog Major into a marauding beast and an old bottle in the shed saves them and their faithful four-legged friend…

Armed with a solution and plenty of X2FO4, the lads go after the maniac and clash just as Herr Doktor unleashes a massive mole on (or rather under) a British army base. Interrupting a top secret tank test, Von Hoffman ups the ante with a horde of rampaging woodlice that results in a blistering battle between ancient armour and modern ordnance.

It all goes very badly for mankind until Barry and Joey find a way to deploy their dad’s solution…

Thwarted but undaunted, the crazed war criminal then invades a monkey sanctuary where things get really hairy when bad-tempered, behaviourally-challenged chimp Charlie gets a dose of growth gas and goes on a very cinematic rampage…

When that all goes wrong, the boys actually capture the villain, but his umbrella and some rapidly enhanced woodworm serve to extricate Von Hoffman for another assault on Albion: this time augmented by a rampaging rabbit that thumps the army hard. Meanwhile in London, the government is finding it harder and harder to keep a lid on the chaos happening out in the provinces…

The cover-up gets its biggest bashing when aided by a super stag beetle, the Doktor plans to strike a shattering blow to British morale; attacking the nation’s soul by disrupting football’s “Global Cup Final”: a grudge match between England and Germany…

Cue enhanced ants, budgerigars, rats, hedgehogs and spiders, the abduction of England’s captain and the debut of absolutely indescribable pedigreed dog breeder/footy fan Cynthia Fulbright whose help – along with the boys’ serum-filled water pistols – saves the day and cinch the cup for England….

Foiled again and almost out of growth gas, Von Hoffman is on the back foot now, but strikes again with an enlarged coypu that enables to restock his chemical larder by attacking Weldale Research Laboratories whilst building up his forces via the facilities stock of squid and octopi, sparking another battle with the army. Although driven off, the madman is not disheartened: after all, now he has fresh hope, fresh resources and best of all a small army of giant birds and mechanical dinosaurs!

To Be Continued…

Closing this titanic tome is a tempting teaser extract for similarly themed star Black Max so enjoy that too….

Completely bonkers but utterly engaging, this brilliantly wry romp is sheer addictive nostalgia for my generation, but the stories also hold up against anything made for today’s marketplace. Buy it for the kids and read it too. This is a big, bold glorious tale, and brace yourself for even better yet to come…
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