By Paul Cornell & Rachael Smith (Avery Hill Publishing)
ISBN: 978-1-917355-23-0 (TPB/Digital edition)
The world is not as you imagine.
Actually, it probably is and the cosy creepy mystery that unfolds here will happily confirm it for you. It’s worth a shot, isn’t it?
The hospitality industry has been through some tough times lately and generally tries extra hard to keep even the most difficult of customers happy. That’s especially true of repeat gigs, as new hire Lindsay Grockle discovers when she’s left in sole charge of the Lakeside Hotel near Turoga, Wisconsin. She’s three weeks on the job and the entire staff have entrusted her with running, supervising and accommodating an annual convention. Apparently they’re lovely but a bit weird and she should expect a lot of strange appearances and pretty intense cosplay…
Prepped but nervous, the hordes arrive (57 guests actually!) and settle in. As she was warned Lindsay learns they take their role-playing really seriously. At least it’s all familiar stuff – monsters, cryptids, fairies, legendary beasts and the like – giving Grockle time to stew in what went wrong in her recent bust-up and ponder what life’s all about…
Sadly, things go south on the first night after a great deal of alcohol has been consumed all around. Awakened by a very upset but remarkably poised and composed talking cat (The Beast of Bodmin Moor or “Bob” to you) Lyndsay is informed that one of the guests – The Loch Ness Monster – has been murdered… and, by the way, all the guests are actual magic-infused monsters, fairies, legendary beasts and the like…
Once she’s properly convinced that she’s awake and it’s all happening, Grockle grudgingly takes on the job of finding the killer: trudging through bizarre relationships, outré politics, wild historical grudges and all the traditional tawdriness that comes with a domestic killing as opposed to (say) slaying a dragon or facing a gorgon…
Depressed and overwhelmed, Grockle persists against a wall of weird mis- and dis-information: probing, interviewing, crosschecking and visiting the underworld to question the victim (a rare perk in most murder cases); and slowly a pattern forms. Hopefully she can resolve it before the regular staff turn up on Monday morning and before the next murder attempt succeeds…
Crafted by multi award-winning wordsmith Paul Cornell (screen, podcast, prose and comics pages) who has crafted tales of everything from Doctor Who to Sherlock Holmes and Batman to Wolverine – as well as his many self-originated series and star, this fabulously wry and charming chiller is rendered by equally award-winning illustrator Rachael Smith, whose other delights include NAP COMIX, Doctor Who, Wired Up Wrong, Quarantine Comix and Isabella & Blodwen.
Beguiling, subversive, intensely absorbing and delightfully full-on and off-kilter, Who Killed Nessie? is a smart and witty foray of froth and fantasy no one with dreams and wishes still to enjoy should miss.
© Paul Cornell, Rachael Smith, 2025. All rights reserved.
Today in 1932 was born everyman Jack Caprio; writer, agent, artist, editor of Creator’s Syndicate and Vice President of the National Cartoonists Society. One thing he didn’t do was create Hergé’s Jo, Zette and Jocko which launched today in 1936.
In 1948 Joe (E-Man, Dick Tracy, Scooby Doo, everything) Staton was born, just like Tom (Swamp Thing, Prince Valiant) Yeates in 1955. Ella Cinders cartoonist Charles Plumb died in 1982, and we lost George Woodbridge (Mad Magazine) in 2004 as well as Dutch cartoonist Jan Kruis (Jan, Jans en de Kinderen/Jack, Jacky and the Juniors) in 2017.