By James Turner & Yasmin Sheikh (David Fickling Books)
ISBN: 978-1-78845-256-4 (TPB)
Never forget: all the best cats are ginger, and especially so if they come from space…
Way back in January 2012, Oxford-based David Fickling Books made a rather radical move by launching a traditional anthology comics weekly aimed at under-12s. It revelled in reviving the good old days of picture-story entertainment intent whilst embracing the full force of modernity in style and content.
Each issue still features humour, adventure, quizzes, puzzles and educational material in a joyous parade of cartoon fun and fantasy. Since then The Phoenix has established itself a potent source of children’s entertainment as, like the golden age of The Beano and The Dandy, it is equally at home to boys and girls, and has mastered the magical trick of mixing amazingly action-packed adventure series with hilarious humour strip serials such as this one.
One of the wildest rides of the early days was Space Cat by the astoundingly clever James Turner (Super Animal Adventure Squad, Mameshiba, The Unfeasible Adventures of Beaver and Steve). The strip began in issue #0 and some of those first forays appear here completely remastered and fully redrawn by Yasmin Sheikh (Luna the Vampire), jostling against stuff not collected before…
The premise is timeless and instantly engaging, focussing on the far-out endeavours of a band of spacefaring nincompoops in the classic mock-heroic manner. There’s so very far-from-dauntless Captain Spaceington, extremely dim amoeboid Science Officer Plixx, inarticulate, barely housebroken beastie The Pilot, and Robot One, who quite arrogantly and erroneously believes itself at the forefront of the cosmos’ smartest thinkers.
The colossal void-busting vessel the Captain and his substandard star warriors traverse the universe in looks like a gigantic ginger tom, because that is what it is: half cat, half spaceship. What more do you need to know?
We reconnect with the crew after ‘Prologue: Pilot’ sees the sorry stalwarts are almost exposed and fired by a highly critical Space Inspector. Just in time, another cosmic cock-up saves their bacon and a cross-chronal warning rocks Plixx’s world view and faith in science…
Nevertheless, duty always calls and when the voyagers arrive above Porcelainia, they are plunged into a ‘Spin Cycle of Terror’. Plixx is ready and willing – if not actually able – to help save the “most fragile planet in the universe” from deplorably deranged ultimate enemy Dark Rectangle. The terrifying two-dimensional tyrant has constructed a colossal bull-motifed super-washing machine to shatter the world and its so breakable denizens.
Thankfully, the villain had underestimated the crew’s sheer dumb luck and the forces of the universal principles governing laundry…
Dark Rectangle flees with the Star Cat in pursuit, and the chase allows Plixx and Robot One an opportunity to fiddle with cosmic constants. The resultant wave of disproportional maladjustment (to Spaceington, Pilot, mecha-robo Hamster suits, hench-being Murky Hexagon and more) in ‘Size Matters’ is almost the end…
The discovery of a new world and its superior inhabitants proves daunting and diminishing, but even the astounding ultra-intellects of Brainulon 7 pale before the sheer inanity of Plixx’s ‘Brain Drain’, and it’s not long until the far-our feline conveyor reaches Wetterania VII, just as rash of space fleas infest the ship-beast and leave all aboard ‘Itching for Trouble’…
The sinister shape of Dark Rectangle is next seen plundering the spaceways with our heroes desperately seeking new weapons and tactics. Nothing helpful comes from Plixx, whose latest innovation erases DNA sequences and delivers ‘The De-Evolution Dilemma’. With everyone aboard Star Cat affected, the Rhomboid Rogue attacks and encounters far less than he bargained for, but still too much to handle…
Chicken-with-a-mission The Space Mayor then tasks the solar swashbucklers with joining the extremely hazardous Great ‘Space Race’, where Dark Rectangle’s dire depredations in sabotaging the many entrants only leads to entirely the wrong Entity winning the prize of a Wish Granted…
Flushed with failure, the crew answers a distress call and is deposited on unsanitary orb Pootopia, charged with blocking an incipient civil war. Their ‘Mission Impoossible’ soon descends into scatological silliness after Dark (brown) God Bowlthulu manifests, and they’re quite happy to pass on to an undercover espionage mission against the bellicose Garflaxians. Sadly, Plixx’s notions of disguise and camouflage are no help at all when ‘Spying High’…
‘Cryptid Calamities’ details a far too close encounter with the Space Ness Monster before the crew are asked to judge a flower show. It all leads to shame and ‘Herbaceous Horror’ when Dark Rectangle recklessly unleashes his merciless Mecha Slugs on the Star Cat crew.
The mis-educated Science Officer’s notorious addiction to cake then sparks the devastation of the Spacetime Continuum and really, REALLY ticks off God after fumbling a chronal experiment in ‘The Time Turnip’…
After experiencing Primal Revelation and witnessing the rebirth of Reality, Plixx resolves to become Space Scientist of the Year, but the competition at the ‘Science Fair’ is fierce, weird and really keen on not breaking any rules, once more leading to confrontation with sentient forces beyond the ken of sentient, sapient beings …and Plixx…
Wrapping up the sidereal silliness are Fact Files on ‘Brainulonians’, ‘Garflaxians’, ‘The Pootopians’, ‘Porcelainians’, and an activity section detailing ‘How to Draw’ and thereafter ‘How to Draw Pilot’, ‘Dark Rectangle’ and ‘Murky Hexagon’…
Star Cat is a spectacularly hilarious comic treasure: surreal, ingenious, wildly infectious, and fabulously fun. No pet owner, comedy connoisseur or lover of the Wild Black Yonder should miss this brilliant cartoon cat treat.
Text and illustrations © The Phoenix Comic 2023. All rights reserved.
Star Cat – A Turnip in Time will be published on June 1st 2023 and is available for pre-order now.