By Mark Russell, Ben Caldwell, Mark Morales, Dominike “Domo” Stanton & various (DC Comics)
ISBN: 978-1-7795-2896-4 (TPB/Digital edition)
Win’s Christmas Gift Recommendation: A Sublime Example of Saying What You Mean …9/10
I’ve been saving this fabulously funny, viciously satirical gem for the closing moments of an actual election, and now that my seditious and apparently unwelcome British interference can’t possibly affect what has become the strangest and most contentious campaign in US history, as well as the icing on the Great Big Cake celebrating the utter devaluation of democracy, I think it’s well past time to offer the world a different vision of leadership and governance before it’s too late…
It won’t change anything in the grand scheme of things, but at least we can comfortably shout “I told you so!” from the comfort of our cynicism-lined bunkers…
The original Prez was a hippie teenager created by comic book royalty. In the early 1970s, Joe Simon made one of his irregular, yet always eccentrically fruitful, sojourns back to DC Comics, sneaking a bevy of exceedingly strange concepts right past the usually-conservative powers-that-be and onto the world’s newsstands and spinner racks. The most anarchic and subversive of these was Prez, postulating a moment approximately 20 minutes into the future when teenagers had the vote and elected a diligent, naively idealistic young man who was every inch the hardworking, honest patriot every American politician claimed to be. In 2015, the concept was given a devilishly adroit makeover for post-millennials and the result was a superbly outrageous cartoon assessment of the State of the Nation.
As is the nature of the most effective social commentary (Slaughterhouse Five, Make Room! Make Room!, Stranger in a Strange Land, A Clockwork Orange, Rollerball, Judge Dredd, American Flagg!), although external trappings are futuristic and science fictional, the meat of the matter is all about Right Here, Right Now…
Originally released as the first half of a proposed 12-issue maxi-series the majority of this material was originally collected as Prez: Corndog-In-Chief. Tragically, even written by Mark Russell (Deadbox, Superman: Space Age, The Flintstones, God Is Disappointed in You) and illustrated by Ben Caldwell (Justice League Beyond, Star Wars: Clone Wars), the project stalled with only little additions forthcoming in latter days despite the efforts of Mark Morales, Sean Parsons & John Lucas.
Special mentions and congratulations should go to colourist Jeremy Lawson and especially letterers Travis Lanham, Marilyn Patrizio & Sal Cipriano whose efforts in supplying screen furniture, hilarious newsbleeds and strapline commentaries added so much to the overall feeling of helter-skelter information overload.
Oldsters Please Take Note: on no account skip or skim the texts that scuttle across the bottom of these pages, just like a proper 24-hour TV news feed. Also, don’t read them whilst eating or drinking either. Laughing out loud and ejecting matter out of your nose is undignified and embarrassing…
In Washington DC, the fix is always in. It’s 2036 and the election of the next President is being quietly decided by an elite group of Senators known as “the Colonels”. Ultimate powerbroker Senator Thorn is addressing a crisis: their sitting incumbent has been scandalously “outed” and withdrawn from the race with a week to polling day. All alternatives for his position are pitiful and frankly embarrassing…
In Eugene, Oregon, 19-year-old Beth Ross is cleaning the grills at a franchised fast food joint and manages to deep-fry one of her pigtails. Naturally, her friends have the incident posted on the internet in seconds and she goes viral as “corndog girl”. As the days count down, the two main political parties lurch into panic mode: sucking up to every media darling, publicity whore and news outlet in a frantic bid to get their particular privileged rich white guy elected. It doesn’t help that the feckless mutants and farm animals comprising “Amerkuh’s yoof” can now vote on their phones without leaving the house… but still don’t bother to…
Thorn diligently pursues his own welfare-cutting, businessman-rewarding, military-expanding schemes. He’s not that fussed about winning. He can do deals with anybody…
Beth, meanwhile, is considering going on a game show. It’s the only way to pay her father’s hospital bills. He’s dying from a new form of cat flu ravaging the nation and winning Double Dare Billionaire is the sole option left to her. She doesn’t even make the final cut. It’s probably for the best: the winner had to shoot himself on live TV to get his cash…
Meanwhile, hacker collective Anonymous has started an internet campaign to get Corndog Girl onto the electoral ballot. Since Congress voted to allow Corporations the right to vote, all age restrictions have been abolished. Moreover, in a move to get people to participate, Congress has allowed the public to vote on what is once again – “Twitter”…
Deeply embarrassed and paying no attention, Beth is astounded when she wins Ohio by a landslide and becomes an actual, genuine contender…
‘The Democratic Circus’ has been a complete disaster for professional politicians. The Electoral College system has produced no clear winner and thus – due to the arcane and archaic rules of the process – moves to the House of Representatives where each State has one vote. Thorn is finally in his element, but has grievously underestimated the overwhelming personal greed of each Senator he seeks to bribe. When the dirty pool, double-dealing and horse-trading reaches its peak, his frustrated targets turn against him and before long the incorruptible (he knows she is because he and many others have already tried) Beth Ross becomes the Most Powerful Woman in the World.
During ‘Adventures in Cabinetry’, suddenly everybody in DC is breaking down Beth’s door, but the guy she listens too is Preston Rickard: the most despised man in politics. He suggests he be made Vice President. It’s the only way to save her life. No-one will have her assassinated if he’s next in line…
And so it goes as Beth, emboldened by idealism and the pointless death of her father, resolves to genuinely fix America. The first thing is appoint a cabinet of actual smart people and experts, before joining forces with the most brilliant inventor in the world. Fred Wayne is also the world’s richest man: his unique algorithm made him enough cash to buy Delaware (and its votes and electoral college) and disappear. With the advent of President Ross, however, Fred is once more interested in the world beyond his so very impassable doors…
Ross’ inauguration has everything: threats, more bribe offers, a spectacular assassination attempt and her first crisis.
‘The Beast of War’ details how increasing global tension results in a wave of bloodbaths. America’s armies have been largely replaced by drones and robots piloted by nerdy couch-potato slackers working out of their own front rooms. Sadly, their tendency is to treat work like a gaming session, so with casualties from US drones skyrocketing, the Military-Industrial Complex are eager to move on to the next plateau. Unfortunately for all concerned, the spontaneously sapient/sentient/intelligent AI robotic Sentry War Beast – as designed by Preferred Contractor Securi-Tech – is lethal, indestructible and has ideas uniquely her own.
Thorn cannot see a downside, but he’s about to be very surprised again…
‘Apologies in Advance’ sees Beth decommission the entire drone Sentry Program and go on a world tour, apologising publicly and in person to every country the USA has subverted, invaded, insulted or strong-armed over its brief but checkered history. Of course, that brings its own dangers and ramifications, but a domestic catastrophe is looking to be even more serious. Human deaths from the mutant feline flu are rocketing, but “Big Pharma” wants certain promises – and lots of cash – before it will release a cure. Their smug bubble bursts when President Ross again comes up with a novel solution and makes a truly tough decision in ‘Beware of Cat’…
That was where the series initially paused, and in lieu of an actual conclusion, what is gathered here is a snippet that leaked out to appease rabid (albeit clearly not enough) fan demands for more as first seen in Catwoman: Election Night #1 (2016), an entirely new tale and swathes of extras.
The recount begins with ‘Trigger Warnings’ as in 2049 the latest ride of the NRA – get your voice-activated gun hat here! – overlaps with Ross being one of only two women attending the massive Senate Conference on Women’s Health Care. Unwelcome and not caring, as the good ol’ boys decide what guns they love most and why the fillies can’t have birth control, the President has a deviously delicious trick to get things back on target for real folk…
The final bit of business offers hope for the future as the corporate bigwigs finally think they scored a hit by taking NASA off the President’s overstretched dockets in ‘The Final Frontier’, but uber bread-head Boss Smiley has again utterly underestimated the Corndog-in Chief…
Also collecting Prez #1-6, plus a short vignette of how Ross survived being shot down over the South Pacific as first seen in Sneak Peek: Prez #1, this remarkable tome is peppered with delicious ironies and superb prognostications on the state of the union. Sinister undercurrents are provided by a cabal of masked billionaires in a Special Interest Group providing suitable Machiavellian menace whilst the progress of canny, sensible neophyte Ross pokes gaping holes in ideological Sacred Cows and sacrosanct ruling policies that have become the fundamentals of modern political thinking.
Most importantly Prez: Corndog-In-Chief offers a grimly hilarious and outrageously sardonic glimpse at how far it’s all gone wrong. To sweeten the pill it does come with a slush-fund filled with bonus features by Caldwell, plus character and logo designs, roughs, unused colour cover ideas.
And if that isn’t enough the hole campaign concludes with an intriguing excerpt from Ngozi Ukazu’s YA comics thriller Barda to whet your appetite for more women take charge fans.
Funny, angry and delicious, this trenchant tome is one no fully enfranchised fan should miss, and – like Die Hard every Christmas – this book needs to be reissued every four years at the very least.
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