By Nick Abadzis, Krent Able, Steven Appleby, Andrew Attwell, Rachael Ball, Becky Barnicoat, Henny Beaumont, Hannah Berry, Abbigayle Bircham & Bobby Joseph, Paul Ashley Brown, Grazia Caleo & Louis Netter, Darryl Cunningham & Jonathan Edwards, Dix, Kate Evans, Babak Ganjei, Fraser Geesin, ILYA, JAKe Detonator, Rich Johnston, Rebecca K. Jones, Jonesy, Dave McKean, Peter Morey, Rob Murray, Woodrow Phoenix, Anna Readman, Scarlett & Sophie Rickard, Martin Rowson, Mark Stafford, Bryan Talbot, Edward Taylor, Myfanwy Tristram & various (SelfMadeHero)
ISBN: 978-1-914224-58-4 (TPB)
Hey ordinary upstanding voters! Oi, honourable members and professional politicians! Cartoonists are laughing at you, How do you like it?
With entire galaxies to dominate, unruly constellations to effectively administer and all that accumulated rubbish to face, it seems gracious in the extreme for an extraterrestrial overlord to consider the welfare of backward minor satrapies like Clack-Ton and the heilarious (MJ – not a typo) maze-running of human political relations. A benevolent “Greater Galactic” no less puissant than Tharg the Mighty, Count Binface is Britain’s most beloved Recyclon, a staunch defender of common sense and tireless champion of the Lovejoy box set (an entertainment item not an unspecified, unelected elite group).
He is always ready to play a straight game and reap the non-existent rewards of bossing earthlings about and will attempt to cater to their inexpressible usually contradictory whims. Thus, unafraid of hard questions and daft policies and utterly unaware of what five million quid even looks like, he competes in every UK by-election. However, none could stop a bunch of scribblers who think they’re so-ooo funny from compiling this no-holds-barred cartoon expose/briefing dossier, which digs behind the bin – as much as possible – and shows us what there is to know of the only ma humanoid prepared to tell it like it should be.
For expediency’s sake our irrepressible leader in waiting who – as mild-mannered comedian Jon Harvey – was rocketed to Earth from Sigma IX to show us a better way to live – pledges to keep it simple with manifesto promises including “a 99 pence cap on all 99 Flake ice creams (just common sense); to abolish auto-renew on Subscriptions (pure evil and a tax on forgetfulness!) and to build at least one affordable home (just to prove we can!).” If the impact studies are favourable, he would also “nationalise the singer Adele”…
Because pictures am clear & simple to understand, The Count Binface Comic Book is already seditiously at large in some comic shops, even though not officially published until Polling Day/August 13th 2026 (and how come no big shot foreign director has used that title for a summer blockbuster of negligible sense and questionable messaging?). Also, 10% of every sale is donated to British housing charity Shelter via Work for Good. Moreover, each copy reaching human hands will burn like fire as it explodes the pomposity and miscreancy of those weaselly incumbents who think humans will believe any old-beer/milk shake-sodden tosh, just as long as it makes strangers and foreigners look like monsters, flouts maritime law and ignores basic arithmetic…
A cross between good-natured political statement and another display of the British inability to take important stuff seriously, this hot-off-the-presses strip collection rides a local (one bit of one count in one country on one planet!) zeitgeist with a wealth of our best and brightest cartoonists and satirists deconstructing the myth whilst providing The Sun and Daily Telegraph with potential scoops and banner headlines for months to come as it shares (possibly inaccurate) accounts of what else Count Binface does when no one is looking…
Encompassing everything from fashion to prognostication, prophecy and revelation to cosmic combat and the fate of universes – and even a history of activism and election “joke candidates” – this timely tome is a thematic sequel to SelfMadeHero’s 2017 grand political experiment The Corbyn Comic Book and was rush-released out: compacting into 72 pages a barking mad bombardment of cogent crazy cartoon commentary by and from some of Earth’s most exciting comics creators.
These include Nick Abadzis, Krent Able, Steven Appleby, Andrew Attwell, Rachael Ball, Becky Barnicoat, Henny Beaumont, Hannah Berry, Abbigayle Bircham & Bobby Joseph, Paul Ashley Brown, Grazia Caleo & Louis Netter, Darryl Cunningham & Jonathan Edwards, JAKe Detonator, Dix, Kate Evans, Babak Ganjei, Fraser Geesin, ILYA, Rich Johnston, Rebecca K. Jones, Jonesy, Dave McKean, Peter Morey, Rob Murray, Woodrow Phoenix, Anna Readman, Scarlett & Sophie Rickard, Martin Rowson, Mark Stafford, Bryan Talbot, Edward Taylor, Myfanwy Tristram and others.
You can stand up and be counted just by sitting down and scoping out the wonders contained herein, and every sale will remind those who matter that it’s not aliens we worry about, but homegrown spivs, exploitative rabblerousers, greedy rich bastards and unthinking bigots…
WARNING! UNOFFICIAL, UNAUTHORIZED SATIRICAL ANTHOLOGY
This publication has not been prepared, approved, authorized, or licensed by Count Binface or any related entity. The Count Binface Comic Book is available at GOSH (London) from 6th August & on sale at other good bookshops and online in the week leading up to the August 13th by-election.
Today in 1902 saw the arrival of illustrator, cartoonist and comic book pioneer Jack Binder (Daredevil, If…?, The Destroyer, Bulletman, Mary Marvel, Fighting Yank, Ibis the Invincible, Mister Scarlet and Pinky, Captain Battle, Black Owl, Doc Savage, The Shadow), joined by It Never Fails and Mickey Finn artist Morris Weiss in 1915; cartoonist Dik Browne (The Tracy Twins, Hi and Lois, Hägar the Horrible) in 1917 and Swedish creator Rune Andréasson (Bamse, Teddy, Habibu, Brum, Pellefant) in1925. In 1948 horrorist T. Casey Brennan (Eerie, Creepy, Vampirella) was born, sharing the day with Brian Azzarello (100 Bullets, Batman, Loveless, Hellblazer) in 1962; Jim Lee (X-Men, WildC.A.T.s. DC New 52) and letterer Pat Brosseau in in 1964; artist/ghost inker Ryan Winn (Hiding in Time) in 1976 and illustrator Joseph A. Quiñones Jr. (Firefly, Wonder Woman, Teen Titans Go!, Superman/Batman, Thunderbolts) in 1982.
This day in 1959 saw the passing of breakthrough African American artist Matt Baker (Phantom Lady, It Rhymes with Lust, Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, Canteen Kate, Sky Girl, Charlton and Atlas mystery/horror, westerns and romance anthologies).