By Jean-Yves Ferri & Didier Conrad, coloured by Thierry Mébarki, Murielle Leroi & Raphaël Delerue: translated by Anthea Bell (Orion Books)
ISBN: 978-1-44401-167-8 (Album HB) 978-1-44401-169-2 (Album TPB) eISBN: 978-1-4440-168-5
Asterix the Gaul is probably France’s greatest literary export and part of the fabric of French life. The feisty, wily little warrior who fought the iniquities and viewed the myriad wonders of Julius Caesar’s Roman Empire with brains, bravery and – whenever necessary – a magical potion imbuing the imbiber with incredible strength, speed and vitality, is the go-to reference for all us non-Gallic gallants when we think of France.
The diminutive, doughty darling was created at the close of the 1950s by two of our artform’s greatest masters, with his first official appearance being October 29th in Pilote #1, even though he had actually debuted in a pre-release teaser – or “pilot” – some weeks earlier. Bon Anniversaire mon petit brave!
His adventures first touched billions of people all around the world for five and a half decades as the sole preserve of originators Rene Goscinny and/or Albert Uderzo. After close on 15 years as a weekly comic serial subsequently collected into book-length compilations, in 1974 the 21st saga – Asterix and Caesar’s Gift – was the first to be released as a complete original album prior to serialisation.
Thereafter each new album was an eagerly anticipated, impatiently awaited treat for legions of devotees, but none more so than this one which was created by Uderzo’s handpicked replacements – scripter Jean-Yves Ferri (Fables Autonomes, La Retour à la terre, De Gaulle à la plage) and illustrator Didier Conrad (Les Innomables, Le Piège Malais, Tatum, Spirou) – who had taken up a somewhat poisoned chalice on his retirement in 2009. And began the further adventures of truly immortal French heroes. Happily the legacy was in safe hands, especially after this first book was meticulously overseen by Uderzo every step of the way…
Whether as an action-packed comedic romp with sneaky, bullying baddies getting their just deserts or as a punfully sly and witty satire for older, wiser heads, the new work is just as engrossing as the previously established canon, and English-speakers are still happily graced with the brilliantly light touch of translator Anthea Bell who, with former collaborator Derek Hockridge, played no small part in making the indomitable little Gaul so palatable to English-speakers around the globe.
As you surely already know, half of these intoxicating epics are set in various exotic locales throughout the Ancient World, whilst the rest take place in and around Uderzo’s adored Brittany where, circa 50 B.C., a little hamlet of cantankerous, proudly defiant warriors and their families resisted every effort of the mighty Roman Empire to complete the conquest of Gaul.
Although the country is divided by the notional conquerors into provinces Celtica, Aquitania and Amorica, the very tip of the last named regions stubbornly refuses to be pacified. The Romans, utterly unable to overrun this last bastion of Gallic insouciance, are reduced to a pointless policy of absolute containment – and yet these Gauls come and go as they please. Thus a tiny seaside hamlet is permanently cut off (in the broadest, not-true-at-all sense) by heavily fortified garrisons Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium: filled with veteran fighters who would rather be anywhere else on earth than there…
Their “confined detainees” couldn’t care less: casually frustrating and daily defying the world’s greatest military machine by simply going about their everyday affairs, untouchable thanks to a miraculous magic potion brewed by resident druid Getafix and the shrewd wits of diminutive dynamo Asterix and his simplistic, supercharged best friend Obelix…
Astérix chéz les Pictes was released in October 2013, simultaneously hurtling off British shelves as Asterix and the Picts. It opens in February with snow piled deep in the village and all around its weathered stockade. Eager to avoid the usual spats, snipes and contretemps of their fellows, doughty little Asterix and his affable pal Obelix go for a bracing walk on the beach and discover lots of flotsam and jetsam: Roman helmets, old amphorae, a huge cake of ice with a strange tattooed giant inside…
Carrying the find back to their fascinated friends, the duo are informed by Getafix that the kilted chap appears to be a Pict – another tribe ferociously resistant to Roman rule – from distant Caledonia on the other side of the sea. The find polarises the village: the men are wary and distrustful but women seem to find the hibernating Hibernian oddly fascinating. So great is the furore over the discovery nobody bats an eyelid when Limitednumbus the Roman census-taker sidles into the village eager to list everything going on and everyone doing it…
Soon Getafix has safely defrosted the giant but the ordeal has left the iceman speechless. That only makes him more interesting to the wowed womenfolk, and when a smidgeon more Druid magic gives him a modicum of voice (very little of it comprehensible), before long Chief Vitalstatistix orders his mismatched go-to guys to take ship and bring the bonnie boy back to his own home, wherever it is.
… With the gorgeous tattooed giant gone, the bedazzled women will go back to normal again. At least that’s the Chief’s fervent hope…
After tearful farewells (from approximately half of the village) the voyagers head out, greatly encouraged as the Pict suddenly regains his power of speech. In fact he then can’t stop gabbing, even when the Gauls meet their old chums The Pirates and indulge in the traditional one-sided trading of blows.
The reinvigorated refrigerated hunk is called Macaroon and is soon is sharing his tale of woe and unrequited love even as the little boat steadily sails towards his homelands. Macaroon lived on one side of Loch Androll and loved Camomilla, daughter of chieftain Mac II. Sadly, ambitious, unscrupulous rival chieftain Maccabaeus from across the water wanted to marry her too and cunningly disposed of his only rival by lashing him to a tree trunk and casting him into freezing coastal waters…
Meanwhile in Caledonia, a Roman expeditionary force led by Centurion Pretentius arrives and makes its way to a rendezvous with a potential ally: a chief of clan Maccabees willing to invite the devious, all-conquering empire into the previously undefeated land of the Picts…
Once Macaroon and his Gallic guardians reach home turf they are feted by his amazed, overjoyed kin, whilst across the loch the traitor seeks to placate his own men who have witnessed the giant’s return and believe him a ghost. Villainous Maccabaeus is only days away from becoming King of all the Picts. He even holds captive Camomilla – whom he must wed to cement his claim – and with Romans to enforce his rule looks forward to a very comfortable future. He will not tolerate anything ruining his plans at this late stage…
Things come to crisis when Macaroon has a sudden relapse and the Druid’s remedy to restore him is lost at the bottom of a loch thanks to the playfulness of the tribe’s colossal and revered water totem “the Great Nessie”. When Asterix & Obelix helpfully offer to retrieve it, they find a tunnel under the loch leading into the Maccabees fortress, and which is simply stuffed with lots of lovely Romans to pummel…
With the jig up and Camomilla rescued, the scene is set for a spectacular and hilarious final confrontation setting everything to rights in the tried-and-true, bombastic grand manner…
Fast, funny, stuffed with action and hilarious, tongue-in-cheek hi-jinks, this is a joyous rocket-paced chariot ride for lovers of laughs and devotees of comics everywhere…
© 2013 Les Éditions Albert René. English translation: © 2013 Les Éditions Albert René ©. All rights reserved.